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http://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1294398-1,00.html"Shotton claims her life has been taken over cows and she can't stop thinking about them"Shotton can bugger off, though to be fair she doesn't seem to take herself as seriously as some artists. The eedjits that write sky's web pages can bugger off as well. "Moo-dern" Geddit? See what they did there? I bet they were laughing their tits off in the sky news room.Twats.
Quote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:01:32 PMhttp://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1294398-1,00.html"Shotton claims her life has been taken over cows and she can't stop thinking about them"Shotton can bugger off, though to be fair she doesn't seem to take herself as seriously as some artists. The eedjits that write sky's web pages can bugger off as well. "Moo-dern" Geddit? See what they did there? I bet they were laughing their tits off in the sky news room.Twats.Most moo-dern art is shite...Anything a 12 y/o could copy isn't art it is pretentious shite...Art my arse!
Quote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:07:07 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:01:32 PMhttp://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1294398-1,00.html"Shotton claims her life has been taken over cows and she can't stop thinking about them"Shotton can bugger off, though to be fair she doesn't seem to take herself as seriously as some artists. The eedjits that write sky's web pages can bugger off as well. "Moo-dern" Geddit? See what they did there? I bet they were laughing their tits off in the sky news room.Twats.Most moo-dern art is shite...Anything a 12 y/o could copy isn't art it is pretentious shite...Art my arse! Ah. A man after my own heart. Having said that, now I'm a pickling expert I fancy sawing a cow or summat in half and pickling it if I can find a jar big enough.
Quote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:13:08 PMQuote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:07:07 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:01:32 PMhttp://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1294398-1,00.html"Shotton claims her life has been taken over cows and she can't stop thinking about them"Shotton can bugger off, though to be fair she doesn't seem to take herself as seriously as some artists. The eedjits that write sky's web pages can bugger off as well. "Moo-dern" Geddit? See what they did there? I bet they were laughing their tits off in the sky news room.Twats.Most moo-dern art is shite...Anything a 12 y/o could copy isn't art it is pretentious shite...Art my arse! Ah. A man after my own heart. Having said that, now I'm a pickling expert I fancy sawing a cow or summat in half and pickling it if I can find a jar big enough.Start with a cat and work your way up...
Quote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:14:13 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:13:08 PMQuote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:07:07 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:01:32 PMhttp://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1294398-1,00.html"Shotton claims her life has been taken over cows and she can't stop thinking about them"Shotton can bugger off, though to be fair she doesn't seem to take herself as seriously as some artists. The eedjits that write sky's web pages can bugger off as well. "Moo-dern" Geddit? See what they did there? I bet they were laughing their tits off in the sky news room.Twats.Most moo-dern art is shite...Anything a 12 y/o could copy isn't art it is pretentious shite...Art my arse! Ah. A man after my own heart. Having said that, now I'm a pickling expert I fancy sawing a cow or summat in half and pickling it if I can find a jar big enough.Start with a cat and work your way up... Good idea. We have two cats so I suppose we can spare one. I wall draw lots later to see whos gets band sawed!
Quote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:16:22 PMQuote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:14:13 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:13:08 PMQuote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:07:07 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:01:32 PMhttp://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1294398-1,00.html"Shotton claims her life has been taken over cows and she can't stop thinking about them"Shotton can bugger off, though to be fair she doesn't seem to take herself as seriously as some artists. The eedjits that write sky's web pages can bugger off as well. "Moo-dern" Geddit? See what they did there? I bet they were laughing their tits off in the sky news room.Twats.Most moo-dern art is shite...Anything a 12 y/o could copy isn't art it is pretentious shite...Art my arse! Ah. A man after my own heart. Having said that, now I'm a pickling expert I fancy sawing a cow or summat in half and pickling it if I can find a jar big enough.Start with a cat and work your way up... Good idea. We have two cats so I suppose we can spare one. I wall draw lots later to see whos gets band sawed! You'll still have 1½ afterwards...
Quote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:19:08 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:16:22 PMQuote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:14:13 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:13:08 PMQuote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:07:07 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:01:32 PMhttp://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1294398-1,00.html"Shotton claims her life has been taken over cows and she can't stop thinking about them"Shotton can bugger off, though to be fair she doesn't seem to take herself as seriously as some artists. The eedjits that write sky's web pages can bugger off as well. "Moo-dern" Geddit? See what they did there? I bet they were laughing their tits off in the sky news room.Twats.Most moo-dern art is shite...Anything a 12 y/o could copy isn't art it is pretentious shite...Art my arse! Ah. A man after my own heart. Having said that, now I'm a pickling expert I fancy sawing a cow or summat in half and pickling it if I can find a jar big enough.Start with a cat and work your way up... Good idea. We have two cats so I suppose we can spare one. I wall draw lots later to see whos gets band sawed! You'll still have 1½ afterwards... No. I think you pickle both halfs in seperate jars/fish tanks then put them together, more artistic that way innit. Ergo. Only one intact moggie remains.
Quote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:22:37 PMQuote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:19:08 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:16:22 PMQuote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:14:13 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:13:08 PMQuote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:07:07 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:01:32 PMhttp://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1294398-1,00.html"Shotton claims her life has been taken over cows and she can't stop thinking about them"Shotton can bugger off, though to be fair she doesn't seem to take herself as seriously as some artists. The eedjits that write sky's web pages can bugger off as well. "Moo-dern" Geddit? See what they did there? I bet they were laughing their tits off in the sky news room.Twats.Most moo-dern art is shite...Anything a 12 y/o could copy isn't art it is pretentious shite...Art my arse! Ah. A man after my own heart. Having said that, now I'm a pickling expert I fancy sawing a cow or summat in half and pickling it if I can find a jar big enough.Start with a cat and work your way up... Good idea. We have two cats so I suppose we can spare one. I wall draw lots later to see whos gets band sawed! You'll still have 1½ afterwards... No. I think you pickle both halfs in seperate jars/fish tanks then put them together, more artistic that way innit. Ergo. Only one intact moggie remains.Personally, I'd start with just ½ in case it all goes wrong... you know who she'd blame...
Quote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:23:54 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:22:37 PMQuote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:19:08 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:16:22 PMQuote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:14:13 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:13:08 PMQuote from: Barman on November 27, 2007, 04:07:07 PMQuote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:01:32 PMhttp://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1294398-1,00.html"Shotton claims her life has been taken over cows and she can't stop thinking about them"Shotton can bugger off, though to be fair she doesn't seem to take herself as seriously as some artists. The eedjits that write sky's web pages can bugger off as well. "Moo-dern" Geddit? See what they did there? I bet they were laughing their tits off in the sky news room.Twats.Most moo-dern art is shite...Anything a 12 y/o could copy isn't art it is pretentious shite...Art my arse! Ah. A man after my own heart. Having said that, now I'm a pickling expert I fancy sawing a cow or summat in half and pickling it if I can find a jar big enough.Start with a cat and work your way up... Good idea. We have two cats so I suppose we can spare one. I wall draw lots later to see whos gets band sawed! You'll still have 1½ afterwards... No. I think you pickle both halfs in seperate jars/fish tanks then put them together, more artistic that way innit. Ergo. Only one intact moggie remains.Personally, I'd start with just ½ in case it all goes wrong... you know who she'd blame... Yep. You! "Barman's idea!"
Talking of art. Mrs TG is going to see 'The Vagina Monologues' tonight.
I dunno. Going with work.
Quote from: tailgunner on November 27, 2007, 04:42:48 PMI dunno. Going with work. Night off then?
