"Advent" Calendars

[Snoopy]

Er, Celtic for starters maybe?

Are you suggesting that TMR supports Rangers? I hadn't realised he was a porridge wog.

I AM NOT A PORRIDGE WOG! BORN IN CLAPHAM, LIVE IN SURREY, MAIN ROOTS FROM BELFAST! BUT IF I MENTIONED "LINFIELD", MOST OF YOU WOULD THINK IT'S AN ALL-WEATHER HORSE RACING VENUE. 

No that would be Lingfield.

My Great Great Grandmother was born in Linfield so of course I would know where it is. I was born in Odiham which is not far from you is it? We aren't all peasants you know.

[Barman]

Almond white... 

 

Beige!!!!

 

You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

 

I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige!  

[Snoopy]

Almond white... 

 

Beige!!!!

 

You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

 

I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige! 

I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"

[Barman]

Almond white... 

 

Beige!!!!

 

You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

 

I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige! 

I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Don't you start! 

[Nick]

 







































 




















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[The Moan Ranger]

That's in Hampshire, isn't it? Far enough away, thank god! In brother-cuddles-sister-uncle-dad-I-bought a tractor with my lottery winnings land.

Apparently.  

[Nick]

Que?

[Barman]

That's in Hampshire, isn't it? Far enough away, thank god! In brother-cuddles-sister-uncle-dad-I-bought a tractor with my lottery winnings land.

Apparently.  

A porridge wog eh? 

[Snoopy]

That's in Hampshire, isn't it? Far enough away, thank god! In brother-cuddles-sister-uncle-dad-I-bought a tractor with my lottery winnings land.

Apparently. 

Careful lad ~ you'm be treading on my 'ertitage. 

[Bar Wench]

Almond white... 

 

Beige!!!!

 

You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

 

I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige! 

I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"

So what did you ask him to mix then?

What's a porridge wog?

Where is Linfield?

Where is Odiham?


 

[Nick]

Que?

 

[Barman]

Almond white... 

 

Beige!!!!

 

You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

 

I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige! 

I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"

So what did you ask him to mix then?

What's a porridge wog?

Where is Linfield?

Where is Odiham?


 

I chose the most tasteful (non-beige) colour from the list and got Stavros to mix ten litres of it…

Porridge Wog = Scotsman

[Bar Wench]

So what is the difference between almond white and beige?