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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #120 on: December 04, 2007, 04:19:13 PM »
Almond white...  whistle:

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Beige!!!!

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You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

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I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige!  Banghead

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BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"
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So what did you ask him to mix then?

What's a porridge wog?

Where is Linfield?

Where is Odiham?


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Map, somebody? Please.

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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #121 on: December 04, 2007, 04:19:28 PM »
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:
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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #122 on: December 04, 2007, 04:22:09 PM »
Almond white...  whistle:

 point:

Beige!!!!

 point:

You know it's beige, you are only saying it's almond white because that is what LL told you! In fact the two of you have probably had a "discussion" about how it isn't beige!

 point:
I had the pain mixed spesh in the shop - it is not beige!  Banghead

I can see it now
BM "OK Stavros Mrs BM wants two parts of beige mixed with three parts of light beige and give it a fancy name will you"
Stavros "Okey-dokey Meeester BM whatever the laaady wants"
doh:

So what did you ask him to mix then?

What's a porridge wog?

Where is Linfield?

Where is Odiham?


 eeek:


Porridge Wog = Scotsman

Linfield = Small town in Sussex close to Cuckfield as opposed to Lingfield which is a race course in Sussex. There may well be other Linfields. One I suspect in Ireland.

Odiham = In Hampshire 'bout ten miles from Basingstoke. It lies on the Basingstoke Canal, is a town but locals all call it a village. Beautiful place to visit. V. expensive to live now. I was born in a farm cottage on the outskirts, overlooking the canal. It also has a socking great RAF base there from which they fly Helicopters (Chinooks mainly)


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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #123 on: December 04, 2007, 04:22:56 PM »
Almond white



Bathstone beige




Harvest beige



They all look pretty similar to me!



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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #124 on: December 04, 2007, 04:23:29 PM »
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!

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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #125 on: December 04, 2007, 04:25:49 PM »
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #126 on: December 04, 2007, 04:26:42 PM »
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then?  point:
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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #127 on: December 04, 2007, 04:27:17 PM »
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then?  point:

Because then fussy women like LL and I wouldn't want to buy it.  redface:

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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #128 on: December 04, 2007, 04:28:00 PM »
I think the jury might now retire to consider their verdict
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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #129 on: December 04, 2007, 04:28:19 PM »
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then?  point:

Because then fussy women like LL and I wouldn't want to buy it.  redface:
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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #130 on: December 04, 2007, 04:29:32 PM »
That's in Hampshire, isn't it? Far enough away, thank god! In brother-cuddles-sister-uncle-dad-I-bought a tractor with my lottery winnings land.

Apparently.  lol:

Careful lad ~ you'm be treading on my 'ertitage.  evil:

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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #131 on: December 04, 2007, 04:30:28 PM »
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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #132 on: December 04, 2007, 04:31:04 PM »
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then?  point:

Because then fussy women like LL and I wouldn't want to buy it.  redface:
point:

Do we take it, from his mocking gesture, that the defendant wishes to change his plea to an admission of Beigeness?
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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #133 on: December 04, 2007, 04:32:14 PM »
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then?  point:

Because then fussy women like LL and I wouldn't want to buy it.  redface:
point:

Do we take it, from his mocking gesture, that the defendant wishes to change his plea to an admission of Beigeness?

He's been well and truly caught!!!

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Re: "Advent" Calendars
« Reply #134 on: December 04, 2007, 04:33:41 PM »
So what is the difference between almond white and beige?
About a page on the colour chart...  whistle:

It's light beige!!! That's all!!
Beige with some white chucked in!
Why don't they call it light beige or beige with some white chucked in then?  point:

Because then fussy women like LL and I wouldn't want to buy it.  redface:
point:

Do we take it, from his mocking gesture, that the defendant wishes to change his plea to an admission of Beigeness?
Is this an offer of a plea bargain?  whistle:
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