Is the Pub closed ??

[Barman]

Oh dear poor you and Family Nick.

Got to say I would go with some sort of broth and plain boiled rice.

I would not move away from a plain biscuit (rich tea or something similar) or a dry cracker at present by the sounds of the situation - adding hot and colourful food to the mix right now seems a tad foolish if you ask my humble opinion Mr. Nick - but whatever you carry on as long as I'm not there doing the mopping up  

The other day, well very early morning really, I was suddenly chronically struck down with searing tummy pains and violent barffing , tried to stay quiet but in the end had to wake BM up as wanted a bit of TLC - did I get it - votes on a posatge stamp please. only comforting thing he did say was 'oh boy that smells' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and then exited stage left  

I don't do sick... 

[Darwins Selection]

Have you all missed me then?

There is a distinct smell of formaldehyde. 


Welcome back LL

[Snoopy]

Have you all missed me then?

There is a distinct smell of formaldehyde. 


Welcome back LL

And I bet you didn't need to look up how to spell formaldehyde. 

[Landlady]

Have you all missed me then?

There is a distinct smell of formaldehyde. 


Welcome back LL

Yes but the cosmetic skin care lady said that was the only negative to the overwhelming benefits of this new skin care range I'm using. She also said a load of old sot's like you motley crew probably would think it a turn on 

[Snoopy]

Sad but sooooooooooooooooo true

[Darwins Selection]

And I bet you didn't need to look up how to spell formaldehyde. 

Good teaching sticks forever.

[Snoopy]

And I bet you didn't need to look up how to spell formaldehyde. 

Good teaching sticks forever.

So does chewing gum when you tread on some.

[Shy Talk]

 I wish I never started this thread now its turned into shite 

[Snoopy]

I wish I never started this thread now its turned into shite 

What was that about "Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer"

You just got 128 of 'em.

[Barman]

The manacles have called LL away… 

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[Nick]

What's a "teaching stick"?

[Snoopy]

What's a "teaching stick"?

In the interests of your further education ............. Bloody Youngsters know nowt!

[grumpyoldsoldier]

LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!

I wouldn't say I dislike Christmas but I hate the pandemonium people create around it, I loath the big build up (which means an even bigger disappointment), I detest the fact that I am expected to put on a lot of false bonhomie toward people I cannot stand, I strongly object to the rampant commercialism, I cannot tolerate mince pies (food of the devil) and I vomit at the thought of roast parsnips. I could say something about the TV Christmas Schedules but frankly they are beneath contempt. I feel an overwhelming need to be extremely rude to any carol singers and I have already objected to the local council about the application from the local Round Table to drive around the village blasting Christmas Pop Songs out of loudspeakers strapped to a Landrover pulling a "Sleigh" with some silly b@st@rd pretending to be Santa Claus.

Apart from that Christmas is OK I 'spose. 

I am really looking forward to watching the 'Great Escape' again, you can't have enough barbed wire and bad German accents during the holiday

[Bar Wench]

Oh dear poor you and Family Nick.

Got to say I would go with some sort of broth and plain boiled rice.

I would not move away from a plain biscuit (rich tea or something similar) or a dry cracker at present by the sounds of the situation - adding hot and colourful food to the mix right now seems a tad foolish if you ask my humble opinion Mr. Nick - but whatever you carry on as long as I'm not there doing the mopping up  

The other day, well very early morning really, I was suddenly chronically struck down with searing tummy pains and violent barffing , tried to stay quiet but in the end had to wake BM up as wanted a bit of TLC - did I get it - votes on a posatge stamp please. only comforting thing he did say was 'oh boy that smells' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and then exited stage left  

I don't do sick... 

You have a child?!?!? How on earth did you manage to get through life without being able to manage sick? 

Mr Wench has had to learn to manage sick as I need someone to hold my hair off my face if I'm sick. 

[Snoopy]

Mornin' all ---- feeling a bit better today. How are we all? ...... Still on the subject of Womit I see.