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Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2007, 04:57:05 PMQuote from: Landlady on December 03, 2007, 04:55:49 PMQuote from: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 04:49:09 PMOh dear poor you and Family Nick. Got to say I would go with some sort of broth and plain boiled rice. I would not move away from a plain biscuit (rich tea or something similar) or a dry cracker at present by the sounds of the situation - adding hot and colourful food to the mix right now seems a tad foolish if you ask my humble opinion Mr. Nick - but whatever you carry on as long as I'm not there doing the mopping up The other day, well very early morning really, I was suddenly chronically struck down with searing tummy pains and violent barffing , tried to stay quiet but in the end had to wake BM up as wanted a bit of TLC - did I get it - votes on a posatge stamp please. only comforting thing he did say was 'oh boy that smells' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and then exited stage left I don't do sick... You have a child?!?!? How on earth did you manage to get through life without being able to manage sick? Mr Wench has had to learn to manage sick as I need someone to hold my hair off my face if I'm sick.
Quote from: Landlady on December 03, 2007, 04:55:49 PMQuote from: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 04:49:09 PMOh dear poor you and Family Nick. Got to say I would go with some sort of broth and plain boiled rice. I would not move away from a plain biscuit (rich tea or something similar) or a dry cracker at present by the sounds of the situation - adding hot and colourful food to the mix right now seems a tad foolish if you ask my humble opinion Mr. Nick - but whatever you carry on as long as I'm not there doing the mopping up The other day, well very early morning really, I was suddenly chronically struck down with searing tummy pains and violent barffing , tried to stay quiet but in the end had to wake BM up as wanted a bit of TLC - did I get it - votes on a posatge stamp please. only comforting thing he did say was 'oh boy that smells' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and then exited stage left I don't do sick...
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 04:49:09 PMOh dear poor you and Family Nick. Got to say I would go with some sort of broth and plain boiled rice. I would not move away from a plain biscuit (rich tea or something similar) or a dry cracker at present by the sounds of the situation - adding hot and colourful food to the mix right now seems a tad foolish if you ask my humble opinion Mr. Nick - but whatever you carry on as long as I'm not there doing the mopping up The other day, well very early morning really, I was suddenly chronically struck down with searing tummy pains and violent barffing , tried to stay quiet but in the end had to wake BM up as wanted a bit of TLC - did I get it - votes on a posatge stamp please. only comforting thing he did say was 'oh boy that smells' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and then exited stage left
Oh dear poor you and Family Nick. Got to say I would go with some sort of broth and plain boiled rice.
Disapointed in you. You would be hopeless at my house.
Quote from: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 01:25:21 PMQuote from: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 01:14:44 PMLOVE CHRISTMAS!!! I wouldn't say I dislike Christmas but I hate the pandemonium people create around it, I loath the big build up (which means an even bigger disappointment), I detest the fact that I am expected to put on a lot of false bonhomie toward people I cannot stand, I strongly object to the rampant commercialism, I cannot tolerate mince pies (food of the devil) and I vomit at the thought of roast parsnips. I could say something about the TV Christmas Schedules but frankly they are beneath contempt. I feel an overwhelming need to be extremely rude to any carol singers and I have already objected to the local council about the application from the local Round Table to drive around the village blasting Christmas Pop Songs out of loudspeakers strapped to a Landrover pulling a "Sleigh" with some silly b@st@rd pretending to be Santa Claus.Apart from that Christmas is OK I 'spose. I am really looking forward to watching the 'Great Escape' again, you can't have enough barbed wire and bad German accents during the holiday
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 01:14:44 PMLOVE CHRISTMAS!!! I wouldn't say I dislike Christmas but I hate the pandemonium people create around it, I loath the big build up (which means an even bigger disappointment), I detest the fact that I am expected to put on a lot of false bonhomie toward people I cannot stand, I strongly object to the rampant commercialism, I cannot tolerate mince pies (food of the devil) and I vomit at the thought of roast parsnips. I could say something about the TV Christmas Schedules but frankly they are beneath contempt. I feel an overwhelming need to be extremely rude to any carol singers and I have already objected to the local council about the application from the local Round Table to drive around the village blasting Christmas Pop Songs out of loudspeakers strapped to a Landrover pulling a "Sleigh" with some silly b@st@rd pretending to be Santa Claus.Apart from that Christmas is OK I 'spose.
LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 03, 2007, 11:05:14 PMQuote from: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 01:25:21 PMQuote from: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 01:14:44 PMLOVE CHRISTMAS!!! I wouldn't say I dislike Christmas but I hate the pandemonium people create around it, I loath the big build up (which means an even bigger disappointment), I detest the fact that I am expected to put on a lot of false bonhomie toward people I cannot stand, I strongly object to the rampant commercialism, I cannot tolerate mince pies (food of the devil) and I vomit at the thought of roast parsnips. I could say something about the TV Christmas Schedules but frankly they are beneath contempt. I feel an overwhelming need to be extremely rude to any carol singers and I have already objected to the local council about the application from the local Round Table to drive around the village blasting Christmas Pop Songs out of loudspeakers strapped to a Landrover pulling a "Sleigh" with some silly b@st@rd pretending to be Santa Claus.Apart from that Christmas is OK I 'spose. I am really looking forward to watching the 'Great Escape' again, you can't have enough barbed wire and bad German accents during the holidayAnd the African Queen . You cant beat a Bogey at xmas .
Who does that then?
LL is a bit of a clean freak I think.
I wish Mr Wench was a clean freak. It would make my life much easier.
NEVER!!!! Maybe he could just be a clean freak in the main areas and leave the tat room alone. Where do you hide your boy tat?
