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Offline Barman

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Teddy Bears
« on: December 03, 2007, 03:19:41 PM »
Apparently Muslim shopkeepers are still allowed to sell teddy bears. They just cannot make a prophet out of them.
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Re: Teddy Bears
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2007, 03:21:36 PM »
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Re: Teddy Bears
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2007, 03:23:30 PM »
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Re: Teddy Bears
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2007, 03:26:42 PM »
I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.

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Re: Teddy Bears
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2007, 03:27:36 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2007, 03:26:42 PM
I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.

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About six inches below his belt buckle I would suggest.
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Re: Teddy Bears
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2007, 03:28:04 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2007, 03:26:42 PM
I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.

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Indeed... the Janet & John Joke Book #1
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Re: Teddy Bears
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2007, 03:28:21 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 03:27:36 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2007, 03:26:42 PM
I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.

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About six inches below his belt buckle I would suggest.
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Teddy Bears
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 03:29:39 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 03:27:36 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2007, 03:26:42 PM
I think between this post, hangman and the sand pit, we have established the need to aim much lower.

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About six inches below his belt buckle I would suggest.

Kneecap him you mean?
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Re: Teddy Bears
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2007, 03:33:02 PM »
I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this… this…
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Re: Teddy Bears
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2007, 03:36:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2007, 03:33:02 PM
I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this… this…


Nothing really ~ we're bored waiting for something, anything, to happen and you just happen to be standing there with a bar towel in yer hand.
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Re: Teddy Bears
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2007, 03:37:54 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 03:36:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2007, 03:33:02 PM
I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this… this…


Nothing really ~ we're bored waiting for something, anything, to happen and you just happen to be standing there with a bar towel in yer hand.
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Nick hasn't had a disaster for a while has he...?
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Re: Teddy Bears
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2007, 03:38:09 PM »
The sandpit?

And still no one has explained the hangman "joke" to me.
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Re: Teddy Bears
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2007, 03:41:22 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2007, 03:37:54 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 03, 2007, 03:36:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2007, 03:33:02 PM
I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this… this…


Nothing really ~ we're bored waiting for something, anything, to happen and you just happen to be standing there with a bar towel in yer hand.
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Nick hasn't had a disaster for a while has he...?

No disaster ~ the poor bugger is up to his knees in sh*t and you say no disaster.
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Re: Teddy Bears
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2007, 03:46:58 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 03:38:09 PM
The sandpit?

And still no one has explained the hangman "joke" to me.
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Re: Teddy Bears
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2007, 03:53:50 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2007, 03:46:58 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 03, 2007, 03:38:09 PM
The sandpit?

And still no one has explained the hangman "joke" to me.


Don't pretend to care! I know you don't!  sad24:
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