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LANDLADY: the mystery deepens
« on: December 04, 2007, 11:34:01 AM »
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Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2007, 12:03:06 PM »
You've visited him ~ have you no telephone number?
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Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2007, 12:04:57 PM »
Nope
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Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2007, 12:06:03 PM »
An address or name that we could use to find his 'phone number? (Don't put it on here tho')
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Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2007, 12:07:59 PM »
Nope noooo:
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Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2007, 12:08:25 PM »
It could just be coincidence but Berek disappears and then a couple of days later this appears in the news:

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Gardai in Dublin are on the lookout for 36,000 pints of beer stolen from the Guinness brewery.
More than 400 kegs were stolen in what is likely to be the largest carry-out of drink this Christmas.

A man drove a truck into the yard on Wednesday, and left with a trailer containing 180 Guinness kegs, 180 Budweiser kegs, and 90 Carslberg kegs.

Police estimated the haul to be worth at least 64,000 euros (£46,000), at wholesale prices.

However, this figure would be considerably more if Dublin pub prices were charged.

The robbery occurred the same day as a special Garda operation known as Freeflow was launched to ease traffic congestion and combat drink-driving over Christmas.

Freeflow officers manning many checkpoints across the city are expected now also to be on the look out for any large quantity of stolen drink flowing through Dublin's traffic.

The stolen trailer has since been found at Slane Hill in County Meath. It was empty.

BArman is Berek supplying you with stock at a 'discount'?  eyes:
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Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2007, 12:11:50 PM »
Possibly! eeek:
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Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2007, 12:18:42 PM »
 rubschin:

He's not been the same since New York has he?
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Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2007, 12:20:47 PM »
Guns? Aids? Sharpened bicycle spokes? scared2:

Barrow in Furness more like! scared2:
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Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2007, 12:54:38 PM »
I voted locked-up - who saw Panorama last night?  scared2:
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Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2007, 12:57:04 PM »
Nope. Oh, ALzheimer's. He is too small!
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Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2007, 01:00:46 PM »
rubschin:

He's not been the same since New York has he?

Its just a thought but do we know for certain he's actually made it back, after all we know just how paranoid the americans are about hairy nutters at airports these days?
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Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2007, 02:39:12 PM »
I miss the old fella. Has he been here, perhaps?

Some children in Wales sent home over a "chemical incident"?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7126780.stm

I never knew Oust an air freshener could be so harmful. Shame on the persons that may think that this was just a bunch of school kids seeing an opportunity to get off school...obviously learning well from their benefit-claiming, work-shy, swarthy lackwit parents...

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Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2007, 04:09:32 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: BEREK: the mystery deepens
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2007, 04:36:02 PM »
Should we hold a seance?
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