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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Secret Santa Presents
« on: December 10, 2007, 06:09:33 PM »

Yes it's that time of year - zillions of office parties  eastdrink048 - and the usual Secret Santa nonsense that goes along with it.

This years lucky dip has resulted in me picking a woman I can't stand. She is the sort that arranges pre- meetings to discuss meetings. She had a 2 hour meeting the other day to put together a ffing agenda !!!!!!!!!! Then accused me in the meeting of doctoring the previous minutes so as not to reflect staff comments - she got it both barrels.  angry041: She is also very close to having a disciplinary hearing for poor performance.

Suffice to say I have seen an excellent pressy - It is called an Office Backstabber Kit. Comes complete with retractable blade, sick notes, talons, etc but  my conscience is holding me back.
Should I or shouldn't I?????
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Re: Secret Santa Presents
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2007, 06:10:57 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 10, 2007, 06:09:33 PM

Yes it's that time of year - zillions of office parties  eastdrink048 - and the usual Secret Santa nonsense that goes along with it.

This years lucky dip has resulted in me picking a woman I can't stand. She is the sort that arranges pre- meetings to discuss meetings. She had a 2 hour meeting the other day to put together a ffing agenda !!!!!!!!!! Then accused me in the meeting of doctoring the previous minutes so as not to reflect staff comments - she got it both barrels.  angry041: She is also very close to having a disciplinary hearing for poor performance.

Suffice to say I have seen an excellent pressy - It is called an Office Backstabber Kit. Comes complete with retractable blade, sick notes, talons, etc but  my conscience is holding me back.
Should I or shouldn't I?????


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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Secret Santa Presents
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2007, 06:14:22 PM »
I'm her Manager  whistle:
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Re: Secret Santa Presents
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2007, 06:23:17 PM »
All the more reason then .... errrr ... I s'pose you have a "Hanging File" in your bottom drawer?


I always used to have a couple of those on the go ~ very handy to whip out at appraisal time and refer to mistakes going back a full year (long after they had forgotten them)  eveilgrin:
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Re: Secret Santa Presents
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2007, 06:34:13 PM »
Do it!  whistle:
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Re: Secret Santa Presents
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2007, 06:48:45 PM »
Do it
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Re: Secret Santa Presents
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2007, 07:38:11 PM »
Do it, but as an added treat mock up a fake P45 and slip that into her christmas card  whistle:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Secret Santa Presents
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2007, 07:48:59 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

She's bound to see the funny side eh - after all she is as renowned for her sense of humour as Queen Victoria was  noooo:

But of course it is all secret so she will never know   - aye right doh:

 
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Re: Secret Santa Presents
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2007, 08:51:56 PM »
Damn it!!!!!! Do it!!!!!
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Secret Santa Presents
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2007, 11:07:18 PM »
You have to do it.

Say the voices told you if you are uncovered.  whistle:
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Re: Secret Santa Presents
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2007, 08:34:44 AM »
I am going to be the voice of reason and say don't! These things always come out and it really isn't worth the inter-office hassle it would cause in the long run.

That said ... do it! I'd love to see her face!  eveilgrin:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Secret Santa Presents
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2007, 08:45:41 AM »
I say do it, save your conscience for nice people.
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Re: Secret Santa Presents
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2007, 09:09:12 AM »
The nation says do it!
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Re: Secret Santa Presents
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2007, 09:47:34 AM »
You can always say "It was the Sun wot done it!"  lol:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Secret Santa Presents
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2007, 01:35:31 PM »
Right you lot - you are all equally culpable lol:

It has now been bought and wrapped and placed in the sack - all of which was a covert operation.

Stand back and wait for the fireworks next week - or me having 6 months off on stress leave  lol:

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