Secret Santa Presents

[Barman]

Right you lot - you are all equally culpable

It has now been bought and wrapped and placed in the sack - all of which was a covert operation.

Stand back and wait for the fireworks next week - or me having 6 months off on stress leave 

OMG! What have you done???? 

We were just joking... 

[Nick]

Full report required.

[Bar Wench]

I refer you to the below!

I am going to be the voice of reason and say don't! These things always come out and it really isn't worth the inter-office hassle it would cause in the long run.

 

[Nick]

Ignore her.

[Miss Demeanour]

OMG! What have you done???? 
We were just joking... 

I have the print outs to prove differently  

Anyway - I am sure it is time for a change in my career - such as it is  

[Darwins Selection]

Youtube for the video?


Where is our resident Barrow youtube guru?

[Nick]

Arrested I gather, just for being himself

[Miss Demeanour]

I am going to be the voice of reason and say don't! These things always come out and it really isn't worth the inter-office hassle it would cause in the long run.

I know , I know wenchy - but then tell me any office that is free of hassle and I will have my application form in before you have finished reading this  

[Bar Wench]

Good point. 

[Uncle Mort]

Well done Miss D.  

Life's too short to waste time worrying about the idiots in the world.

[Nick]

Spot on uncle!!

[chuntering again]

I would probably agree with Wenchy - it isn't worth the hassle - but I admire you for your bravery. Do give us a full report.

[Darwins Selection]

Spot on uncle!!

Try this.

[Uncle Mort]

Ta! although it's been a long, long time since I was a spotty and callow youth. 

[Bar Wench]

That's for blackheads not spots.