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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2007, 12:01:50 PM »
Baldy Baldy Bastard, get it right!  point:
okay juggy - none of us are perfect...
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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2007, 12:02:10 PM »
happy100
sad24: thanks... sob... you... sob...

Not you you pillock! Poor Nick!

How do you know there is bad news in the post?

Because the postman brought it!! Banghead
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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2007, 12:02:33 PM »
Baldy Baldy Bastard, get it right!  point:
okay juggy - none of us are perfect...

Juggy? (Snigger)
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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2007, 12:06:10 PM »
Juggy?  eeek:


Ohhhhh I thought it was in the post at the moment not that it had arrived. Like, the cheques in the post sort of thing.  redface:

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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2007, 12:08:00 PM »
I am surrounded by idiots  Banghead
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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2007, 12:10:20 PM »
Juggy?  eeek:

Never mind Wenchy, I'm working on a rewrite of a classic christmas song just for baldy:

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I am surrounded by idiots  Banghead

Could that be because they are the only people who havent run screaming from the area of effect of your Nick-o-rays?  whistle:
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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2007, 12:10:45 PM »
And you can f*ck off too
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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2007, 12:12:11 PM »
Juggy?  eeek:


Ohhhhh I thought it was in the post at the moment not that it had arrived. Like, the cheques in the post sort of thing.  redface:
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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2007, 12:24:45 PM »
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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2007, 12:43:40 PM »
Boy at home for three days (another suspension from school). Me trying to work on project. Interrupted about every ten seconds with question about Tudor Explorers. Effing wet Grauniad reading psychotherpaist (for Boy) earlier. Summoned to meeting with Head tomorrow at 9. Bad news in the post.

Merry effing Christmas on the way. Banghead

ANd workmen outside for 2 days using bastard angle grinders. cussing:

Do you own a canoe?

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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2007, 01:26:34 PM »
It's overflowing with seasonal joy.

Redundancies being handed out.

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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2007, 01:27:23 PM »
Statutory dosh or better?
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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2007, 01:31:53 PM »
Statutory dosh or better?

Better probably, usually is.

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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2007, 01:32:19 PM »
Does that include you then?
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Re: Despair in general
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2007, 01:35:20 PM »
No, I appear to have escaped this time. I'm sure I was on the original list, don't know why they changed their minds, may have something to do with my boss offering himself, but he is on secondment at the moment so I don't think they would have saved any money there. Can't see him staying too much longer now.

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