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Re: and now this!!
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2007, 07:43:26 PM »
Christ Nick, you and the family are a walking disaster area! You must have been an evil bastard in a previous life!
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« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2007, 07:43:50 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2007, 07:42:51 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 11, 2007, 07:41:24 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2007, 07:39:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2007, 06:30:01 PM
Mrs Nick presently in a sort of heap

I thought your car was quite swanky?



Errrr ........ the s is actually surplus to requirement in that description.  ::)

I knew I could rely on you to catch the ball.  ;)

Woof!
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Re: and now this!!
« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2007, 08:48:41 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 11, 2007, 07:43:26 PM
Christ Nick, you and the family are a walking disaster area! You must have been an evil bastard in a previous life!

I imagine I must have been noooo:

Look at my Karma here FFS!

ANd you can f*ck off too!
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Re: and now this!!
« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2007, 10:03:40 AM »
Just been to see the car. It's about 3 feet long! eeek: Mrs Nick in tears noooo:
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Re: and now this!!
« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2007, 10:06:59 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2007, 08:48:41 PM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 11, 2007, 07:43:26 PM
Christ Nick, you and the family are a walking disaster area! You must have been an evil bastard in a previous life!

I imagine I must have been noooo:

Look at my Karma here FFS!

ANd you can f*ck off too!

Fcuk! I luv it when you talk dirty, here you go drumroll: Sorry about the car, but think positive, Mrs Nick wasn't in it!
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Re: and now this!!
« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2007, 10:10:26 AM »
She is being given a courtesy car. Excellent. Trouble is she needs to show her driving licence. It is in Swansea having her latest speeding points added to it (9 now). So they won't give her the courtesy car. Banghead Banghead
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Re: and now this!!
« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2007, 10:27:37 AM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001




I know, I know ~ I'm f*cking off as you type
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« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2007, 10:28:16 AM »
She is not in a good mood scared2:
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« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2007, 10:31:32 AM »
She must see that it was lucky that she wasn't in the car at the time tho?
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« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2007, 10:32:05 AM »
Of course, of course. evil:
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« Reply #40 on: December 12, 2007, 10:35:35 AM »
Wimmin take these things personally ~ men would see it as the opportunity to get a new motor and be trotting round the showrooms test driving everything in sight ............ but a woman has to have time to grieve, plot vengeance and generally blame the world for everything including the 9 points. There are no positives in this for Mrs Nick and those closest will have to suffer before she has, in her mind, succeeded in shifting the blame.
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« Reply #41 on: December 12, 2007, 10:36:16 AM »
All too true, I fear scared2:
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Re: and now this!!
« Reply #42 on: December 12, 2007, 11:09:53 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 12, 2007, 10:35:35 AM
Wimmin take these things personally ~ men would see it as the opportunity to get a new motor and be trotting round the showrooms test driving everything in sight ............ but a woman has to have time to grieve, plot vengeance and generally blame the world for everything including the 9 points. There are no positives in this for Mrs Nick and those closest will have to suffer before she has, in her mind, succeeded in shifting the blame.
And they can bloody breed, that's what scares the sh't out of me..... scared2:
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Re: and now this!!
« Reply #43 on: December 12, 2007, 12:15:17 PM »
Did the car have a name?

Crashes and scrapes are so much harder for the fair sex when it is "Poor Millie the Merc" that was hurt.  ::)
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« Reply #44 on: December 12, 2007, 01:22:35 PM »
As far as I am aware it did not have  a name. We had to get Mrs Nick's mobile tat mountain out of the wreckage. Christ, the stuff she had in there. It filled the boot of my car and the back seat.
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