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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #30 on: December 13, 2007, 09:14:20 AM »
1) Well done!

2) Excellent!  eveilgrin:

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« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2007, 09:22:47 AM »
I spose you will be trying it now. noooo:
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« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2007, 09:32:24 AM »
No because we all share milk that the boss buys.

And we have no vacancies for eye candy.  angry041:

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« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2007, 09:33:58 AM »
Stick up a poster of David Hasselhof or similar? David Cassidy?
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« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2007, 09:34:32 AM »
Showing the generation gap is a wide as ever Nicholas?  lol:

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« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2007, 09:35:03 AM »
I don't know about these things? David Niven then?
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« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2007, 10:02:36 AM »
 Banghead

As you well know I'm a David Tennant girl.

How is it going with Mrs Nick being at home? Have you taken refuge in the attic yet?

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« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2007, 10:05:23 AM »
She is making a cake at present, which will take her some time. After that I shall be at her mercy. The Boy has made a Do Not Disturb sign for the office door, but she ignores things like that. He is back at school today scared2:
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #38 on: December 13, 2007, 10:08:46 AM »
I have a lock on my office door  evil:
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« Reply #39 on: December 13, 2007, 10:08:57 AM »
He's gone back! For some reason I thought he was off till next term too.  rubschin: Oh well, at least the peace can only be shattered by one of them for you!

What sort of cake? I need to know these things.

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« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2007, 10:12:37 AM »
A very large fruit cake for her sister's 50th birthday.
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« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2007, 10:13:27 AM »
Why VERY?

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« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2007, 10:14:56 AM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2007, 10:16:35 AM »
Which would also explain my next question of why not chocolate. Because it would melt.

I made stained glass window biscuits yesterday. Very pretty and tasty.

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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2007, 10:21:21 AM »
Good Grief Bar Wench!!!!!!!

 I am reminded of ......

HOW TO BE A GOOD WIFE
Home Economics High School Text Book, 1954
 
 
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal, on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.
 
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so that you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.
 
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the home just before your husband arrives, gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.
 
Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.
 
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad he is home.
 
Some don'ts: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he is late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.
 
Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.
 
Make the evening his. Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.
 
The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.