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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2007, 10:24:38 AM »
I couldn't agree more ~ 'cept that you left out the bit about putting the children to bed early and shagging him  whistle:
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2007, 10:26:24 AM »
So this wouldn't be the time to announce that Mr Wench is getting a handknitted jumper for Christmas then?

Or that homemade Christmas cake, pudding, mince pies, stuffing, sloe gin, shortbread and cashmere bedsocks are travelling up the M4 to Wales for Christmas.

Oh also that I posted out handmade Christmas cards yesterdays, glazed a ham for the weekend gathering, tied ribbons on homemade salt dough ornaments and cleaned the windows.

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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2007, 10:26:38 AM »
I think I shall print that off and give it to Mrs Nick,








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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #48 on: December 13, 2007, 10:27:14 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 13, 2007, 10:13:27 AM
Why VERY?

It has to go around 90 people, so it is VERY BIG
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #49 on: December 13, 2007, 10:27:36 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 13, 2007, 10:26:24 AM
So this wouldn't be the time to announce that Mr Wench is getting a handknitted jumper for Christmas then?

Or that homemade Christmas cake, pudding, mince pies, stuffing, sloe gin, shortbread and cashmere bedsocks are travelling up the M4 to Wales for Christmas.

Oh also that I posted out handmade Christmas cards yesterdays, glazed a ham for the weekend gathering, tied ribbons on homemade salt dough ornaments and cleaned the windows.

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All very laudable I'm sure but did you shag him?
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #50 on: December 13, 2007, 10:28:09 AM »
I took him out for dinner and to the cinema. I shan't comment further.
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #51 on: December 13, 2007, 10:29:00 AM »
I'll take that as a no then.
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #52 on: December 13, 2007, 10:29:15 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 13, 2007, 10:24:38 AM
I couldn't agree more ~ 'cept that you left out the bit about putting the children to bed early and shagging him  whistle:
I will get back to you on that, after I have finished the ironing.... Mrs GOS spotted the home economics post, I am going to be punished.. severely!
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #53 on: December 13, 2007, 10:30:59 AM »
 point:
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #54 on: December 13, 2007, 10:31:21 AM »
Lock on office door. PC password protected. I don't care ~ she gets to hear about only that which I select  whistle:
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #55 on: December 13, 2007, 10:31:47 AM »
I would be seriously unimpressed if Mr Wench locked himself in a room!  evil:
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #56 on: December 13, 2007, 10:33:06 AM »
The food mixer has packed up. I am being required to mend it. How TF do I know how to mend a food mixer. Mrs N is a-hunting for fuses. I can see us cannibalising a table lamp soon.
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #57 on: December 13, 2007, 10:36:46 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 13, 2007, 10:33:06 AM
The food mixer has packed up. I am being required to mend it. How TF do I know how to mend a food mixer. Mrs N is a-hunting for fuses. I can see us cannibalising a table lamp soon.

We usually take a fuse out of the hair curlers ~ on the grounds that Mrs S has short hair and never curls it anyway. Why then she should own three sets of curlers is another of life's mysteries.
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #58 on: December 13, 2007, 12:02:05 PM »


The milk thief has just been uncovered.  cussing: boxing whacky007

The bastard just starting spluttering as he took a sip of his tea coming from the kitchen.


When confronted he claimed it was an innocent mistake. Innocent - my arse - my name is all over the carton.

Only trouble is he is one of the Coppers that works in our department. Could you adam and eve it eveilgrin:
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #59 on: December 13, 2007, 12:06:27 PM »
Um, did you explain that you had put salt in the milk to catch him out??
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