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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #60 on: December 13, 2007, 12:15:27 PM »
Excellent  happy088

Who's next on your hit list  scared2:
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #61 on: December 13, 2007, 12:20:34 PM »
She has found her vocation. Poisoning people scared2:
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #62 on: December 13, 2007, 12:31:41 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 13, 2007, 12:15:27 PM
Excellent  happy088

Who's next on your hit list  scared2:

Probably me for suggesting she arranges a similar academy here at the pub  scared:
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #63 on: December 13, 2007, 01:00:28 PM »
I have already done that. Who says men can't multi-task? spider:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #64 on: December 13, 2007, 01:02:25 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 13, 2007, 12:15:27 PM
Excellent  happy088

Who's next on your hit list  scared2:
I am a nice girl honest  ;)

Just don't like people taking the piss  eveilgrin:
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #65 on: December 13, 2007, 01:03:40 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 13, 2007, 01:02:25 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 13, 2007, 12:15:27 PM
Excellent  happy088

Who's next on your hit list  scared2:
I am a nice girl honest  ;)

Just don't like peopel taking the piss  eveilgrin:

Thankfully I'm not from peopelopolis so I'm safe for the time being  whistle:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #66 on: December 13, 2007, 01:05:01 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 13, 2007, 12:02:05 PM


The milk thief has just been uncovered.  cussing: boxing whacky007

The bastard just starting spluttering as he took a sip of his tea coming from the kitchen.


When confronted he claimed it was an innocent mistake. Innocent - my arse - my name is all over the carton.

Only trouble is he is one of the Coppers that works in our department. Could you adam and eve it eveilgrin:

Assuming Copper to mean policeman ~ had you revealed that you worked with some of them I would have known who the milk thief was instantly. ::)
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #67 on: December 13, 2007, 01:05:56 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2007, 01:03:40 PM
Thankfully I'm not from peopelopolis so I'm safe for the time being  whistle:

Right you are next.....

my chosen poison for you will be a pollonium filled coffee bean  eveilgrin:
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #68 on: December 13, 2007, 01:07:17 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 13, 2007, 01:05:01 PM
Assuming Copper to mean policeman ~ had you revealed that you worked with some of them I would have known who the milk thief was instantly. ::)

They are the type of Police Officers who work in 'Partnership' with the local authority in the Crime and Disorder reduction team....#

sorry I am falling asleep while I types that lol:
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #69 on: December 13, 2007, 01:10:01 PM »
Always the first to "borrow" things that belong to others ~ they seem to think they are above the normal rules of civilised behaviour.
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #70 on: December 13, 2007, 01:29:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 13, 2007, 01:05:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2007, 01:03:40 PM
Thankfully I'm not from peopelopolis so I'm safe for the time being  whistle:

Right you are next.....

my chosen poison for you will be a pollonium filled coffee bean  eveilgrin:

Ah but as I am a coffee snob you would need to know the correct bean and blend  point:
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #71 on: December 13, 2007, 01:32:59 PM »
I suspect she may just insert the bean into one of your orifices without the option
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #72 on: December 13, 2007, 01:34:44 PM »
Think he likes that sort of thing though. Coffee beans shat through virgin's arses.
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #73 on: December 13, 2007, 01:36:03 PM »
Quite rare then, I imagine
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Re: Lingerie Buying Academy for men
« Reply #74 on: December 13, 2007, 01:46:31 PM »
Sorry GM - I think you are under the impression you had a choice
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