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Re: And what exactly
« Reply #60 on: December 13, 2007, 10:21:00 AM »
I've been trying to for the last three years. Thank goodness Mr Wench is crap at organising his own social life.  cloud9:

The Welsh don't generally have a social life ~ they have Chapel and Rugby.
Social life in Wales ended when they shut the collieries ~ no more communal bathing see.
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Re: And what exactly
« Reply #61 on: December 13, 2007, 10:22:08 AM »
Football and choir.

If Mr Wench was a chapel goer I wouldn't have touched him with a barge pole!

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Re: And what exactly
« Reply #62 on: December 13, 2007, 10:22:53 AM »
Football and choir.

If Mr Wench was a chapel goer I wouldn't have touched him with a barge pole!

They are all chapel at heart  eveilgrin:
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Re: And what exactly
« Reply #63 on: December 13, 2007, 10:23:27 AM »
Breasticles is another one he uses.  ::)
As in colder than a witches tit?

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Re: And what exactly
« Reply #64 on: December 13, 2007, 10:25:14 AM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: And what exactly
« Reply #65 on: December 13, 2007, 10:26:54 AM »
I wouldn't know if my Aunt's tits are cold.  eeek: And frankly I don't think I want to.  eeek:

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Re: And what exactly
« Reply #66 on: December 13, 2007, 10:28:29 AM »
My nose is cold  whistle:
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Re: And what exactly
« Reply #67 on: December 13, 2007, 10:31:19 AM »
Just means you are a healthy hound.

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Re: And what exactly
« Reply #68 on: December 13, 2007, 10:35:08 AM »
Just means you are a healthy hound.


That's a relief ~ Been to the vet this morning ~ had flu jab, which is now causing my arm to ache, Blood pressure very good, Cholesterol  levels down (V Good), Repeat 'script issued to carry me into 2008. And now you confirm I am in good health .... all this good news I'm not sure if I should be  cloud9: or  scared2:

MiL is not so good though ~ we may be approaching an end there ~ Docs have warned family to "be prepared"
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Re: And what exactly
« Reply #69 on: December 13, 2007, 10:40:23 AM »
Never good when they say that. Fingers crossed that she lasts till after Christmas. Poor Mrs Snoops. I will be thinking of her.

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Re: And what exactly
« Reply #70 on: December 13, 2007, 10:50:16 AM »
They told my family that about me once. Still here though.  happy088

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Re: And what exactly
« Reply #71 on: December 13, 2007, 10:52:18 AM »
Same here. People often say "Mr Nick is coming to visit. Be prepared for the worst." Odd that.
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Re: And what exactly
« Reply #72 on: December 13, 2007, 10:52:59 AM »
They told my family that about me once. Still here though.  happy088

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Re: And what exactly
« Reply #73 on: December 13, 2007, 12:22:26 PM »
Same here. People often say "Mr Nick is coming to visit. Be prepared for the worst." Odd that.

I think thats more advance warning about the curse of Captain Calamity rather than any specific health related issue.  whistle: 
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