And what exactly

[Snoopy]

Makes this smack head a suitable judge of what is or is not good literature?

Lily Allen to judge Orange Broadband Prize for Fiction 2008 

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article3036770.ece

OK it's their competition and they can choose who they like to be a judge but surely this will cast doubt over the merits of the winner. I know I will view it with a great deal of suspicion and will be unlikely to buy it because of this.

[Grumpmeister]

Makes this smack head a suitable judge of what is or is not good literature?

Well she's managed to convince a load of people that she is talented and hasnt made it due to being Keith Allen's daughter. That on its own is a world class piece of fiction which proves she is qualified to judge. 

[Snoopy]

Makes this smack head a suitable judge of what is or is not good literature?

Well she's managed to convince a load of people that she is talented and hasnt made it due to being Keith Allen's daughter. That on its own is a world class piece of fiction which proves she is qualified to judge. 

Who the f*ck is Keith Allen anyway? Some bit part actor from 'Enders? Well that's going to carry a lot of weight with the public then isn't it. 

[Darwins Selection]

Makes this smack head a suitable judge of what is or is not good literature?

Well she's managed to convince a load of people that she is talented and hasnt made it due to being Keith Allen's daughter. That on its own is a world class piece of fiction which proves she is qualified to judge. 

He has a daughter!! 



Funny looking girl.

[Snoopy]

That's Keith Harris you arse 

[Darwins Selection]

That's Keith Harris you arse 

Oh!
 

[Grumpmeister]

Thats Keith Harris Darwin, mind you Orville's resemblance to Lily Allen is remarkable  

[Snoopy]

Thats Keith Harris Darwin, mind you Orville's resemblance to Lily Allen is remarkable 

  You may have a point there GM



She has certainly lost several rounds with the ugly stick.

[Darwins Selection]

Thats Keith Harris Darwin, mind you Orville's resemblance to Lily Allen is remarkable 

  You may have a point there GM



She has certainly lost several rounds with the ugly stick.

The eyes have it.

[Grumpmeister]

Your beagle senses have failed you Snoops, thats Amy Wino  



Thats Lilly Allen

[Snoopy]

Just following the lead set by Darwin is all. 





PS She's fallen from the ugly tree and hit a few branches on the way down too.




PPS And when did you become an expert on Pop Tarts anyway?

[Grumpmeister]

I was thinking more along the lines of Gollum and Slotgob's love child 

[Miss Demeanour]

Maybe they who want her to judge - know far more than us mere mortals about what is good literature.

For Snoopy that would obviously be the back of the Bonio box.
For Barman the til receipts.
For Grumpmeister - Bill Gates autobiography
For Nick - anything to do with anger management
For Wenchy - anything to do with tat management and crafts
For DS - the history of razor blades - they are the only thing sharper than him
For Tel - Careers and Opportunities magazine
For Grumpyoldsolider  - anything in big writing with lots of pictures
For Moan Ranger - anything greasy

[Nick]

And for you anything on the Art of Revenge?

[Barman]

Maybe they who want her to judge - know far more than us mere mortals about what is good literature.

For Snoopy that would obviously be the back of the Bonio box.
For Barman the til receipts.
For Grumpmeister - Bill Gates autobiography
For Nick - anything to do with anger management
For Wenchy - anything to do with tat management and crafts
For DS - the history of razor blades - they are the only thing sharper than him
For Tel - Careers and Opportunities magazine
For Grumpyoldsolider  - anything in big writing with lots of pictures
For Moan Ranger - anything greasy

And for you?