And what exactly

[The Moan Ranger]

Que?

[Nick]

And you can f*ck off too

[Grumpmeister]

Que?

I'd be careful using one of Captain Calamity's catchphrases, there could be a Tutenkamenesque curse attached to it...... 

[Nick]

And you can f*ck off too

[Grumpmeister]

And a merry christmas to you too Nicholas. 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Maybe they who want her to judge - know far more than us mere mortals about what is good literature.

For Snoopy that would obviously be the back of the Bonio box.
For Barman the til receipts.
For Grumpmeister - Bill Gates autobiography
For Nick - anything to do with anger management
For Wenchy - anything to do with tat management and crafts
For DS - the history of razor blades - they are the only thing sharper than him
For Tel - Careers and Opportunities magazine
For Grumpyoldsolider  - anything in big writing with lots of pictures
For Moan Ranger - anything greasy

Only if the pictures have tits,, big tits and in pairs please, thank you!

With the words Tits in big writing underneath

[Nick]

 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Is one allowed to use the tits word?

[Nick]

One already has

[Bar Wench]

Tits is fine. Certainly better than breastage which an aquaintance of ours uses. 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Sounds like some form of medieval castle fortification.

[Snoopy]

Sounds like some form of medieval castle fortification.

And in some cases that may be necessary.

[Bar Wench]

Breasticles is another one he uses. 

[Snoopy]

Breasticles is another one he uses. 

Man is clearly a Tit ~ cast him from your circle without delay.

[Bar Wench]

I've been trying to for the last three years. Thank goodness Mr Wench is crap at organising his own social life.