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Offline Barman

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Re: Kenco
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2007, 09:11:40 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 09:10:39 AM
It's early.
It's dark.
It's cold.
The good chocolate stash ran out at 7:00pm.
I forgot to take the turkey out to defrost this morning.
My sewing machine needle broke last night.
I am STILL gluing Christmas cards.

Is it suprising I am difficult to please today?
Hush my mouth...  noooo:
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Re: Kenco
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2007, 09:12:01 AM »
Very wise!
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Re: Kenco
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2007, 09:13:28 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 09:10:39 AM
It's early.
It's dark.
It's cold.
The good chocolate stash ran out at 7:00pm.
I forgot to take the turkey out to defrost this morning.
My sewing machine needle broke last night.
I am STILL gluing Christmas cards.

Is it suprising I am difficult to please today?

Defrosting the Turkey already ~ bet you've had the sprouts on since the 5th November  ::)
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Kenco
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2007, 09:26:06 AM »
No!

I am having My Christmas this weekend. As MILFH does not do Christmas food the way I do and if I don't get it I will be grumpy all year. It is more about the left overs then it is about the actual meal. So, I will be cooking turkey tomorrow and having leftovers Sunday and next week.
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Re: Kenco
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2007, 09:30:19 AM »
Ah! ~ I can relate to that ... always enjoy Boxing Day meals more the Christmas Day ones ... tho' by the time it gets to Turkey Curry on about day five I'm ready for a change.
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Kenco
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2007, 09:31:42 AM »
Leftover plan.

Sausagemeat and turkey on toast
Sausagemeat and turkey sandwiches
Turkey and bubble and squeak
Turkey curry
Turkey stew and dumpling
Turkey soup

Turkey is a very economical thing to cook!
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Re: Kenco
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2007, 10:22:23 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 08:52:29 AM
Ginger baldy twat?


Surely there are two bags because one is going to be ground for instant and the other is not? Or have I not being paying close enough attention?

Now Wenchy it was wrong to call poor Barman that..






















...you forgot pedantic  point:
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Re: Kenco
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2007, 10:43:46 AM »
How do they get away with only showing black coffee beans?

In the name of balance we should be showed an equal proportion of white. noooo:
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Re: Kenco
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2007, 10:55:26 AM »
All whites get brown when dem is roasted man.
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Re: Kenco
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2007, 10:57:10 AM »
How do you turn a duck into a black soul singer?
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Re: Kenco
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2007, 10:58:05 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 14, 2007, 10:57:10 AM
How do you turn a duck into a black soul singer?

Go on ~ How do you turn a duck into a black soul singer?
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Re: Kenco
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2007, 10:58:50 AM »
Put it in the oven until it(')s Bill Withers
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Re: Kenco
« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2007, 10:59:38 AM »
 eeek:
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Re: Kenco
« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2007, 11:01:24 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 14, 2007, 10:58:50 AM
Put it in the oven until it(')s Bill Withers

 doh:  Banghead  Banghead  Banghead
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Re: Kenco
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2007, 07:10:06 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 09:31:42 AM
Leftover plan.

Sausagemeat and turkey on toast
Sausagemeat and turkey sandwiches
Turkey and bubble and squeak
Turkey curry
Turkey stew and dumpling
Turkey soup

Turkey is a very economical thing to cook!


Just don't wash it!
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