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Re: UPDATES
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2007, 03:10:22 PM »
You could have waited until she was off the line ~ but given that texting can prevent one's wife from saying "Oh no you will not be late ... Yada yada yada ad infinitum" I s'pose I have to concede they may have a use .... but not for me ~ but then I'm lucky Mrs S#2 has not forgotten what happened to Mrs S#1. Divorced! evil:
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« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2007, 04:00:37 PM »
You could have waited until she was off the line ~ but given that texting can prevent one's wife from saying "Oh no you will not be late ... Yada yada yada ad infinitum" I s'pose I have to concede they may have a use .... but not for me ~ but then I'm lucky Mrs S#2 has not forgotten what happened to Mrs S#1. Divorced! evil:

That not being able to talk back bit appealed to me too!
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« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2007, 04:38:23 PM »
I use it as a last resort generally. I love talking to Mrs TMR. As soon as I hear her voice I get a silly childish grin on my face.

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« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2007, 04:45:08 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2007, 05:51:22 PM »
Don't worry folks ~ It's Friday .... must be the Youngs talking.














But seriously if that is how it is for you .... good luck, I sincerely hope it lasts.
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« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2007, 07:08:34 PM »
It won't noooo:
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« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2007, 07:23:02 PM »
It won't noooo:


Ah but we were young and full of hope once ~ though as I suggested this one may be hopeful and full of Youngs.
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« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2007, 11:42:37 PM »
as I suggested this one may be hopeful and full of Youngs.
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« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2007, 07:03:43 AM »
It won't noooo:


Ah but we were young and full of hope once ~ though as I suggested this one may be hopeful and full of Youngs.
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« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2007, 08:46:36 AM »
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« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2007, 03:54:59 PM »
Excellent, Beagle!

Ihad only had two pints when I posted that, though.

I have been booted out of the house while the christmas tree is put up. First pint of Young's going down now. And I have a silly grin on my face, as Mrs TMR has just rung me :-)

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« Reply #26 on: December 15, 2007, 04:19:24 PM »
Excellent, Beagle!

Ihad only had two pints when I posted that, though.

I have been booted out of the house while the christmas tree is put up. First pint of Young's going down now. And I have a silly grin on my face, as Mrs TMR has just rung me :-)

What did she say, 'get your arse back here and make these fucking tree lights work!' I spec?  whistle:
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« Reply #27 on: December 15, 2007, 04:24:00 PM »
For the first time in living memory our tree lights worked!! They must be faulty.
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« Reply #28 on: December 15, 2007, 04:25:11 PM »
No - but the "come home" bit was right. I had locked the bedroom door and her handbag and house/car/bedroom door keys were in the bedroom. Youngus Interruptus!

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« Reply #29 on: December 15, 2007, 04:28:42 PM »
No - but the "come home" bit was right. I had locked the bedroom door and her handbag and house/car/bedroom door keys were in the bedroom. Youngus Interruptus!
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