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Offline Nick

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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #105 on: December 17, 2007, 12:09:41 PM »
No, make it a surprise for him. Far more fun for you.
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #106 on: December 17, 2007, 12:17:33 PM »
Of course but when he is on the rack I shall tell him it was all your idea!
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #107 on: December 17, 2007, 12:18:13 PM »
Good plan!
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #108 on: December 17, 2007, 12:34:19 PM »
All he has to do is point out that to make space for the rack you are going to have to bin some tat though Wenchy  point:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #109 on: December 17, 2007, 12:34:58 PM »
It's going to be wall mounted - like a trouser press
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #110 on: December 17, 2007, 12:41:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 17, 2007, 12:34:58 PM
It's gong to be wall mounted - like a trouser press

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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #111 on: December 17, 2007, 12:47:18 PM »
Quote from: tel on December 17, 2007, 12:41:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 17, 2007, 12:34:58 PM
It's gong to be wall mounted - like a trouser press

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Is it my imagination or does nick have far too much knowledge of torture implements?  eeek:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #112 on: December 17, 2007, 12:49:42 PM »
I'm  scared2:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #113 on: December 17, 2007, 12:53:16 PM »
Mind you given the curse of Captain Calamity I suppose any household item could become a torture implement  whistle:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #114 on: December 17, 2007, 01:02:28 PM »
Don't go putting ideas in my head. We have a fualty toaster at present which offers some interesting possibilities. And Mrs Nick's new lawnmower has not yet been used in anger eveilgrin:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #115 on: December 17, 2007, 01:19:51 PM »
Speaking of the Nick-o-rays are you planning on setting fire to the Christmas pudding this year. Its just the fire service needs to plan ahead for disaster management  whistle:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #116 on: December 17, 2007, 01:20:00 PM »
Was Mrs Nick always 5' 1" or was the trouser press used to compact her?
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #117 on: December 17, 2007, 01:23:19 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 01:19:51 PM
Speaking of the Nick-o-rays are you planning on setting fire to the Christmas pudding this year. Its just the fire service needs to plan ahead for disaster management  whistle:

Christmas dinner this year is being cooked by Chinese people. I am dreading it.
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #118 on: December 17, 2007, 01:23:49 PM »
Quote from: tel on December 17, 2007, 01:20:00 PM
Was Mrs Nick always 5' 1" or was the trouser press used to compact her?

She used to be shorter. It's genetic. evil:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #119 on: December 17, 2007, 01:27:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 17, 2007, 01:23:49 PM
Quote from: tel on December 17, 2007, 01:20:00 PM
Was Mrs Nick always 5' 1" or was the trouser press used to compact her?

She used to be shorter. It's genetic. evil:

You've had her stretched - like a limo?
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