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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #210 on: December 20, 2007, 01:13:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2007, 01:07:57 PM
Such as?
"Mr Becker said I should show you this broom cupboard"
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #211 on: December 20, 2007, 01:16:30 PM »
"Would you like a lick of my toad?" eyes:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #212 on: December 20, 2007, 01:18:22 PM »
Fortunately we don't have those kind of parties here, whereas, at my previous work-place we were renowned for our mad parties.
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #213 on: December 20, 2007, 01:20:21 PM »
You licked toads wearing a tiara?
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #214 on: December 20, 2007, 01:22:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2007, 01:07:57 PM
Such as?

Can I take a picture of you so I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas  sick2: sick2: sick2:  sick2:

He was disgusterous with Octopus hands and apparently worked for Coutts bank which I believe I should have been impressed by. It is such I shame that word is so easy to mispronounce  lol:

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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #215 on: December 20, 2007, 01:23:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2007, 01:20:21 PM
You licked toads wearing a tiara?

I did  lol:

I am still awaiting the arrival of my Prince  cry:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #216 on: December 20, 2007, 01:24:25 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 20, 2007, 01:22:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2007, 01:07:57 PM
Such as?

Can I take a picture of you so I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas  sick2: sick2: sick2:  sick2:

He was disgusterous with Octopus hands and apparently worked for Coutts bank which I believe I should have been impressed by. It is such I shame that word is so easy to mispronounce  lol:



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And what happened next.................?
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #217 on: December 20, 2007, 01:25:20 PM »
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #218 on: December 20, 2007, 01:30:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2007, 01:24:25 PM
And what happened next.................?

Obviously I took him home and slept with him as I was drunk and totally devoid of any of my senses lol:

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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #219 on: December 20, 2007, 01:31:44 PM »
Did you find a toad in the house this morning by any chance?
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #220 on: December 20, 2007, 01:34:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2007, 01:31:44 PM
Did you find a toad in the house this morning by any chance?

Nothing next to me when I woke up - although as I said I didn't turn many lights on  - who knows what treats may be in store when I return tonight  lol:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #221 on: December 20, 2007, 01:35:40 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 20, 2007, 01:22:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2007, 01:07:57 PM
Such as?

Can I take a picture of you so I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas  sick2: sick2: sick2:  sick2:

He was disgusterous with Octopus hands and apparently worked for Coutts bank which I believe I should have been impressed by. It is such I shame that word is so easy to mispronounce  lol:



Everyone who works or banks there expects us "mortals" to be impressed. The reality is that Coutts was taken over long ago by Nat West which is now, of course, part of the Royal Bank of Scotland so in effect your chatter-up works for a sub branch of a Scottish bank which is involved (if the FSA is to be believed) in some very dodgy dealing indeed. Tell him that the next time you see him ~ he'll not like it one bit.
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #222 on: December 20, 2007, 01:36:30 PM »
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #223 on: December 20, 2007, 01:44:07 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 20, 2007, 01:35:40 PM
Tell him that the next time you see him ~ he'll not like it one bit.

If I have to see him again I will not like that one bit either  cry:

The search for my Prince continues and he will obviously not work for Natwest  lol:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #224 on: December 20, 2007, 01:47:58 PM »
Nick ~ that video clip take longer to load than my wife's handbag.
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