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Offline Nick

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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #240 on: December 20, 2007, 03:04:03 PM »
She's evidently feeling better. Off down the pub after work I spect.
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #241 on: December 20, 2007, 03:05:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2007, 03:04:03 PM
She's evidently feeling better. Off down the pub after work I spect.

Wine bar with Justin from Coutts more likely. ;)
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #242 on: December 20, 2007, 03:08:27 PM »
And before anybody says it, yes I am extremely busy. I merely was at my desk for about 10 minutes and was sent this; thus I thought I would share it with the august patrons of this bar.

I have just received a Christmas "present" from the top bod. It looks suspiciously like a stick of dynamite...


And I'm not playing the "Cublicle Breakout" either...honest...




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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #243 on: December 20, 2007, 04:30:55 PM »


Bloody Carol Singers  evil:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #244 on: December 20, 2007, 07:51:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2007, 03:04:03 PM
She's evidently feeling better. Off down the pub after work I spect.

Yep feeling much better now - eaten lots of lovely unhealthy food, reviewed all pictures that were taken and managed to edit any that I believe to be compromising, last day at work tomorrow and half of that will be spent down the pub and just got my payslip with backdated pay rise from April.

So the next round is on me - what y'all having ?
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #245 on: December 20, 2007, 07:53:08 PM »
A Bonio would be nice thanks.  lol:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #246 on: December 20, 2007, 07:53:54 PM »
Pictures? eeek: Oh go on!!! You know you want to!
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #247 on: December 20, 2007, 07:56:48 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 20, 2007, 04:30:55 PM


Bloody Carol Singers  evil:

Sounds like my cue....

Enter stage left, the massed bands of the 1st battalion Fireside Fusiliers and the Dagenham Girl Pipers.... the house lights dim...and a single spotlight shines down on GOS.....
He begins ......


Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

The audience are entranced, tears flow...the prospect of another 399 verses fills them with joy and happiness
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #248 on: December 20, 2007, 07:57:16 PM »
 angry041:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #249 on: December 20, 2007, 08:01:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2007, 07:53:54 PM
Pictures? eeek: Oh go on!!! You know you want to!

It is not Christmas yet Nicholas  lol:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #250 on: December 20, 2007, 08:02:55 PM »
As Dickens had it

"If I could work my will . . . every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas,' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart".
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #251 on: December 20, 2007, 08:03:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 20, 2007, 08:01:45 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2007, 07:53:54 PM
Pictures? eeek: Oh go on!!! You know you want to!

It is not Christmas yet Nicholas  lol:

I find that women always call me that when they are really pissed off with me scared2:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #252 on: December 20, 2007, 08:04:57 PM »
Yes ~ the only people who use my real name are normally getting ready to bollock me. My mother used to.

Anyway will you stop wandering off topic everytime I get it back on track
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #253 on: December 20, 2007, 08:07:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2007, 08:03:44 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 20, 2007, 08:01:45 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2007, 07:53:54 PM
Pictures? eeek: Oh go on!!! You know you want to!

It is not Christmas yet Nicholas  lol:

I find that women always call me that when they are really pissed off with me scared2:
Quite often then?
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #254 on: December 20, 2007, 08:09:34 PM »
 doh:   Oh Please yourselves ~ I'm off for a bath and early night .... Lock up when you go.   sleep017
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