The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread

[Uncle Mort]

Teeth marks? I must have missed something here 

[Bar Wench]

I am lost!!!!

I had the sewing machine out yesterday too so Mr Wench now has Christmas tat and threads to contend with. 

[Barman]

I am lost!!!!

I had the sewing machine out yesterday too so Mr Wench now has Christmas tat and threads to contend with. 

How is your new theme my dear?

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Did I ask you? 

[Nick]

No, but I felt the urge to comment anyway

[Barman]

No, but I felt the urge to comment anyway

Wanting to have people shot and now this? 

[Nick]

I only want Chris de Burgh shot. That's a reasonable position to take.

[tel]

I am thinking of becoming an Hindu, or possibly a Buddhist. Satanism also has it's attractions in that there is a possibility of sex with strangers. Or is that dogging?

Paganism is what you require.

[Barman]

I only want Chris de Burgh shot. That's a reasonable position to take.

Doesn't anybody want to know when I met him?   

[Nick]

Perhaps he could ask for a book about paganism (and a pagan costume) for Christmas?

[Nick]

I only want Chris de Burgh shot. That's a reasonable position to take.

Doesn't anybody want to know when I met him?   

When did you meet him?

[Barman]

I only want Chris de Burgh shot. That's a reasonable position to take.

Doesn't anybody want to know when I met him?   

When did you meet him?

I'm not telling you now... 

[TG]

I only want Chris de Burgh shot. That's a reasonable position to take.

Doesn't anybody want to know when I met him?   

Who?

[Nick]

CHRIS DE BURGH

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