The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread

[Nick]

Indeed she has her own gravitational field

[tel]

Wench - wouldn't regard you as short as such, but with heels you would be taller than me! (pretty much the same with most women)

[Nick]

So why don't you wear heels then Tel?

[Bar Wench]

Wench - wouldn't regard you as short as such, but with heels you would be taller than me! (pretty much the same with most women)

Which is why I am not allowed to wear heels anymore. 

[tel]

So why don't you wear heels then Tel?

They give me back problems and those fishnets really cut into to you!

[tel]

Wench - wouldn't regard you as short as such, but with heels you would be taller than me! (pretty much the same with most women)

Which is why I am not allowed to wear heels anymore. 

Do not understand - Mrs Tel is about same height as me so is considerably taller than me with her heels on. Not a problem for me, so why is it for Me Wench (presume he is responsible)

[Bar Wench]

He is I assume less secure in himself than you are! 

[tel]

He is I assume less secure in himself than you are! 

Never thought about it as a less secure/secure thing before.

Just put it down to preferring women to wear heels

(Bit of a giveway that - perhaps Mr Wench doesn't want to admit it, that's all)

[Grumpmeister]

Wench - wouldn't regard you as short as such, but with heels you would be taller than me! (pretty much the same with most women)

Which is why I am not allowed to wear heels anymore. 

Hang on, we were under the impression that you had Mr Wench well and truely trained, is this not the case? 

[The Moan Ranger]

Don't upset the Wenchy...

[Nick]

But it can be entertaining. And it's what she is for.

[Grumpmeister]

I'm safe TMR, I just have to point out to her that the chocolate fountain that she was drooling over back in the other place a while back is now bugger all in the shops. Excitement, joy and a rush for the nearest Curry's Digital will mean she is too busy to chastise me  

[Bar Wench]

Wench - wouldn't regard you as short as such, but with heels you would be taller than me! (pretty much the same with most women)

Which is why I am not allowed to wear heels anymore. 

Hang on, we were under the impression that you had Mr Wench well and truely trained, is this not the case? 

To be honest it isn't so much a matter of him being trained as him not being bothered about most things. 95% of the time, he can't be bothered to have an opinion or argue about stuff so I get my own way. However, that does mean that the other 5% of the time when he does put his foot down then there is no discussion about it.

To be fair to him I can wear high heels these days if I want too. Back in the early days it was a bit of an issue and now I've just got used to wearing flats most of the time.

[Nick]

Buy a rack and stretch him

[Bar Wench]

I'll tell him you said so!