The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread

[Nick]

Phew, what a relief!

[Barman]

Phew, what a relief!

[Nick]

Oh what joy. Mrs Nick has been parading about in posh frocks, enquiring about matching shoes and jackets. I advised appropriately.

I then asked why she was sorting out posh clothes.

"For the Carol Service tonight of course"
"Do we have to dress up?"
"It's black tie."
 

A black tie f*cking carol service!?

Now she tells me!

[Snoopy]

Time for a "Migraine".
Go to bathroom ~ put two fingers down your throat and be sick, noisily 
Return from bathroom complaining of flashing lights and zig-zag lines in your vision + a splitting headache.

The beauty of a "migraine" is that you can recover in half an hour or it can last all evening. 

[Nick]

No chance, Mrs Nick would rumble it!

[The Moan Ranger]

Or alternatively, drink so much Young's that you get in and are sent to bed. Without dinner.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh"

I bloody love it all, The GOS home looks like bloody Narnia.......


Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

All together now you miserable old buggers.........."Oh jungle bells jingle bells.........

[Bar Wench]

I love the theme!!!!

I won't be here for the day and so I am thoroughly loving it!!!

[Barman]

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh"

I bloody love it all, The GOS home looks like bloody Narnia.......


Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

All together now you miserable old buggers.........."Oh jungle bells jingle bells.........

Piss off you daft sod! 

[Barman]

I love the theme!!!!

I won't be here for the day and so I am thoroughly loving it!!!

Only you have it... 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh"

I bloody love it all, The GOS home looks like bloody Narnia.......


Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

All together now you miserable old buggers.........."Oh jungle bells jingle bells.........

Piss off you daft sod! 

Bah Humbug , you miserable old git.. and get me another pint instead of standing there being unpleasant

[Barman]

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh"

I bloody love it all, The GOS home looks like bloody Narnia.......


Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

All together now you miserable old buggers.........."Oh jungle bells jingle bells.........

Piss off you daft sod! 

Bah Humbug , you miserable old git.. and get me another pint instead of standing there being unpleasant

Mild is it? 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

More a sort of brown with white stripes....

[Snoopy]

I love the theme!!!!

I won't be here for the day and so I am thoroughly loving it!!!

We all rejected it ~ only you can see it.








I am pleased to say 

[Barman]

I love the theme!!!!

I won't be here for the day and so I am thoroughly loving it!!!

We all rejected it ~ only you can see it.








I am pleased to say 

Morning hound - how is your day?