I love the theme!!!!
I won't be here for the day and so I am thoroughly loving it!!!
We all rejected it ~ only you can see it.
I am pleased to say 
Morning hound - how is your day?
Miserable Old Chap ~ fvcking miserable.
Having returned last night Mrs S has this morning discovered that the washing machine has packed up and will need replacing (what point is there in paying a man an £80 call out fee when I know he'll suck his teeth and tell me that it is too old to be worth repairing (7 years old). Missus is not happy because I have said "Go to the launderette for a fortnight and I'll buy a new one in the sales after Christmas.
She has also announced that she has invited her mother and sister here for the New Year WEEK! ~ with the potential for her mother to stay on for several more weeks/months whilst she recovers from her recent stroke. This idea is born of the fact that this house, out of all the family, has someone in it all the time whereas her Brother and Sister both go out to work. "So do you" I pointed out ~ "Yes" she replied "but you're here" She is now highly p*ssed with me because my immediate reply was "Not if your mother is going to want nursing all day I'm not" ~ I went onto point out that divorce is an option that I will not hesitate to implement because there is no way I am going to spend my remaining days wiping her mother's fat arse for her ~ If that's how bad she is then put her in a nursing home.
Bet you're sorry you asked eh?
The kennel is not in harmony today and will not be until she lifts this threat from my future happiness. I am beginning to feel the need for an extended absence from her.
