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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #165 on: December 19, 2007, 09:25:09 AM »
I have done precisely nothing yet.  confused:
Plenty of time yet...  whistle:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #166 on: December 19, 2007, 09:27:10 AM »
Last work do today  noooo:

Drinks start at twelve and then it's last man standing  eeek:

Fill you in on the goss tomorrow.

Have to go shopping for 3 presents at weekend (pray for me). Going to friends on Boxing Day and I was under the impression we had agreed we were not buying pressies etc for the kids. Yesterday I was informed that she had bought something really special for me and mine.

Bugger and arseholes there is now no way I can goo empty handed. eveilgrin:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #167 on: December 19, 2007, 09:28:10 AM »
Mrs Nick and I have agreed not to buy presents for one another. So I had better get her something then noooo:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #168 on: December 19, 2007, 09:30:53 AM »
Mrs Nick and I have agreed not to buy presents for one another. So I had better get her something then noooo:

I had you down as older and wiser than to fall for that little gem  eeek:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #169 on: December 19, 2007, 09:32:01 AM »
I haven't fallen for it, that's the point evil:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #170 on: December 19, 2007, 10:07:28 AM »
Mrs Nick and I have agreed not to buy presents for one another. So I had better get her something then noooo:
We had the same arrangement... I thought I was all set 'til 'don't look in that bag'....  noooo:

Hence the trip out yesterday...  ::)
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #171 on: December 19, 2007, 10:09:40 AM »
I amy go out soon. Barry the chatty bastard is using that effing sanding machine again. It's making my teeth rattle. cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #172 on: December 19, 2007, 11:00:30 AM »
I have done precisely nothing yet.  confused:
I'm not quite as far ahead as that.  noooo:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #173 on: December 19, 2007, 11:03:34 AM »
I imagine you have managed to lay your hands on a turkey though rubschin:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #174 on: December 19, 2007, 11:04:39 AM »
I imagine you have managed to lay your hands on a turkey though rubschin:

Yes, but sadly it was immediately healed and ran off.  cry:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #175 on: December 19, 2007, 11:07:27 AM »
He walked into my trap! drumroll:

Though he failed to pick up on the "Wenchy will have a gross" crack the other day noooo:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #176 on: December 19, 2007, 11:10:36 AM »
He walked into my trap! drumroll:

Though he failed to pick up on the "Wenchy will have a gross" crack the other day noooo:

"Wenchy will have a gross crack"

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I have some standards you know. noooo:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #177 on: December 19, 2007, 11:12:43 AM »
He walked into my trap! drumroll:

Though he failed to pick up on the "Wenchy will have a gross" crack the other day noooo:

"Wenchy will have a gross crack"

 cool14:

I have some standards you know. noooo:

 drumroll: drumroll:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #178 on: December 19, 2007, 11:15:34 AM »
He walked into my trap! drumroll:

Though he failed to pick up on the "Wenchy will have a gross" crack the other day noooo:

"Wenchy will have a gross crack"

 cool14:

I have some standards you know. noooo:

There will be trouble when she shows up
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #179 on: December 19, 2007, 11:21:02 AM »
Looks like there will shortly be some serious smiting.

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