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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #255 on: December 20, 2007, 08:10:39 PM »
A Bonio would be nice thanks.  lol:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #256 on: December 20, 2007, 08:45:22 PM »
Pictures? eeek: Oh go on!!! You know you want to!

It is not Christmas yet Nicholas  lol:

I find that women always call me that when they are really pissed off with me scared2:
Quite often then?

Worryingly so. She won't show us her party photos, you notice.
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #257 on: December 20, 2007, 09:06:45 PM »
Worryingly so. She won't show us her party photos, you notice.

Why would I give you any more ammunition than you already have????

Oh alright then  lol:

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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #258 on: December 20, 2007, 09:08:34 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

I wouldn't know where to start, and I wouldn't survive either noooo:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #259 on: December 20, 2007, 11:35:20 PM »
Those dark glasses don't suit baldy the barman at all.  cool14:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #260 on: December 21, 2007, 06:45:52 AM »
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #261 on: December 21, 2007, 07:13:30 AM »
A Bonio would be nice thanks.  lol:
With ice and a slice?


Eh???  That woke me up!!  Are you calling me a dog? I'll have you know I don't like Bonio thank you very much. evil:

I'm more of a choc drop girl! 8)

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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #262 on: December 21, 2007, 07:26:30 AM »
A Bonio would be nice thanks.  lol:
With ice and a slice?


Eh???  That woke me up!!  Are you calling me a dog? I'll have you know I don't like Bonio thank you very much. evil:

I'm more of a choc drop girl! 8)

More choc than chip tho eh?  cool14:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #263 on: December 21, 2007, 07:29:46 AM »
A Bonio would be nice thanks.  lol:
With ice and a slice?


Eh???  That woke me up!!  Are you calling me a dog? I'll have you know I don't like Bonio thank you very much. evil:

I'm more of a choc drop girl! 8)

More choc than chip tho eh?  cool14:

I like chips... 'specially chip butties Yum!

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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #264 on: December 21, 2007, 07:53:08 AM »
A Bonio would be nice thanks.  lol:
With ice and a slice?


Eh???  That woke me up!!  Are you calling me a dog? I'll have you know I don't like Bonio thank you very much. evil:

I'm more of a choc drop girl! 8)

More choc than chip tho eh?  cool14:

I like chips... 'specially chip butties Yum!
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #265 on: December 21, 2007, 09:16:58 AM »
Sod Christmas ~ Sodding Kids have given me The Cold ~ I feel rougher than a badger's arse.  sad24:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #266 on: December 21, 2007, 09:20:19 AM »
Eh???  That woke me up!!  Are you calling me a dog? I'll have you know I don't like Bonio thank you very much. evil:
I'm more of a choc drop girl! 8)

No offence intended and I am sorry if I disturbed your slumber.

Chocolate drops are fine but way too small. Chocolate slabs are far more suitable  lol:
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #267 on: December 21, 2007, 09:22:54 AM »
Sod Christmas ~ Sodding Kids have given me The Cold ~ I feel rougher than a badger's arse.  sad24:

Oh poor you  happy100 .I am sure you will looked after lovingly by your family, reprieved from last minute Christmas shopping, have full use of the remote control and be left alone to dooze in peace.  char090
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #268 on: December 21, 2007, 09:23:39 AM »
Sod Christmas ~ Sodding Kids have given me The Cold ~ I feel rougher than a badger's arse.  sad24:

Oh poor you  happy100 .I am sure you will looked after lovingly by your family, reprieved from last minute Christmas shopping, have full use of the remote control and be left alone to dooze in peace.  char090
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Re: The "I hate Christmas" and its attendant nonsense thread
« Reply #269 on: December 21, 2007, 09:28:06 AM »
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