A man staggers into A&E with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a field of cows.
"We went to look for it and, while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball ... stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse ................... That's when I made my mistake," said the man.
"What did you do?", asked the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' "
