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Re: Microsoft Bastards!!!!!!
« Reply #75 on: December 19, 2007, 02:28:20 PM »
Ah yes, the Bott girl!
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Re: Microsoft Bastards!!!!!!
« Reply #76 on: December 19, 2007, 03:29:46 PM »
Banghead

I'm not going to wear my glasses I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!  angry041:

Have you considered contacts or if you aren't squeamish about your eyes laser surgery?
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Re: Microsoft Bastards!!!!!!
« Reply #77 on: December 19, 2007, 03:32:12 PM »
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I'm not going to wear my glasses I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!  angry041:

Have you considered contacts or if you aren't squeamish about your eyes laser surgery?

OOOoooooo! Don't do laser ~ everyone I know who has had that has had trouble afterwards.










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Re: Microsoft Bastards!!!!!!
« Reply #78 on: December 19, 2007, 03:34:12 PM »
I was up for the procedure a few years ago then I saw what actually happened in it. The moment I realised they slice a flap off the eyeball my reaction was nonononononononono  noooo:
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« Reply #79 on: December 19, 2007, 03:38:12 PM »
Mrs. Barman had it...  whistle:
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« Reply #80 on: December 19, 2007, 03:39:15 PM »
And she hasn't been around much since.  rubschin:

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« Reply #81 on: December 19, 2007, 03:40:34 PM »
And just who was it dubbed her Mrs Mag@@?
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« Reply #82 on: December 19, 2007, 03:42:36 PM »
And just who was it dubbed her Mrs Mag@@?
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« Reply #83 on: December 19, 2007, 03:45:22 PM »
Oh that was the Xmas pressy then!!
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Re: Microsoft Bastards!!!!!!
« Reply #84 on: December 19, 2007, 03:51:06 PM »
And she hasn't been around much since.  rubschin:

There could be another reason for that Wenchy. After all when here eyesight wasnt so good LL would have had natural protection against the light shining off 'Old Baldy's' head.
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« Reply #85 on: December 19, 2007, 03:51:37 PM »
Oh that was the Xmas pressy then!!
It is a huge one... so she can see it! I had to buy 20m of wrapping paper!

Still not telling Wenchy what it is tho... or you.  noooo:
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« Reply #86 on: December 19, 2007, 04:17:06 PM »
A new wig for you?
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« Reply #87 on: December 19, 2007, 04:22:18 PM »
A big ginger wig!  point:

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Re: Microsoft Bastards!!!!!!
« Reply #88 on: December 19, 2007, 04:28:49 PM »
You could get him a rug at Ikea

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Re: Microsoft Bastards!!!!!!
« Reply #89 on: December 19, 2007, 04:50:02 PM »



That would be the "Konko" then
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