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More computer woes
« on: May 15, 2007, 10:03:04 AM »
In the last two days I have sent around 40 e mails, many with attachments, but have had none back, and indeed no new e mails of any sort.

I now discover that someone, perhaps a small person with disproportionate computer skills, had reset the clock in the machine to MARCH 2007. All my inbound emails are to be found about three months back , many of my outbound e mails have arrived apparently three months late!!

Retribution shall be mine! cussing: cussing:
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Re: More computer woes
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2007, 10:05:38 AM »
At least your computer is still working.  sad24:
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Re: More computer woes
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2007, 10:07:27 AM »
 cussing: cussing:
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Re: More computer woes
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2007, 10:12:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 15, 2007, 10:03:04 AM
In the last two days I have sent around 40 e mails, many with attachments, but have had none back, and indeed no new e mails of any sort.

I now discover that someone, perhaps a small person with disproportionate computer skills, had reset the clock in the machine to MARCH 2007. All my inbound emails are to be found about three months back , many of my outbound e mails have arrived apparently three months late!!

Retribution shall be mine! cussing: cussing:
You should use a password so that small people can?t mess it up!  happy088
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Re: More computer woes
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2007, 10:12:42 AM »
Last time I did that he changed all the passwords cussing:
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Re: More computer woes
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2007, 11:03:31 AM »
It has been statistically proven

Both in chapter, and in verse.

That in an Adult/Kid computer fight

The Adult always comes off worse.



With apologies to Pam Ayres
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Re: More computer woes
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2007, 11:26:39 AM »
I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login.   point:
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Re: More computer woes
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2007, 11:29:28 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2007, 11:26:39 AM
I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login.   point:
Ritalin and handcuffs is the answer.

  You could try it on the boy as well.
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Re: More computer woes
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2007, 11:34:45 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2007, 11:26:39 AM
I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login.   point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb!  happy001
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Re: More computer woes
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2007, 11:45:20 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2007, 11:34:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2007, 11:26:39 AM
I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login.   point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb!  happy001

With good cause too!  eeek:   I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around.  noooo:
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Re: More computer woes
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2007, 11:47:42 AM »
Quote from: Bouncer on May 15, 2007, 11:45:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2007, 11:34:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2007, 11:26:39 AM
I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login.   point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb!  happy001

With good cause too!  eeek:   I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around.  noooo:
Actually, talking of biometrics ? I need a new passport. What does that entail now?  scared2:
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Re: More computer woes
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2007, 11:49:07 AM »
A pound of flesh I would imagine.
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Re: More computer woes
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2007, 11:53:45 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2007, 11:47:42 AM
Quote from: Bouncer on May 15, 2007, 11:45:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2007, 11:34:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2007, 11:26:39 AM
I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login.   point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb!  happy001

With good cause too!  eeek:   I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around.  noooo:
Actually, talking of biometrics ? I need a new passport. What does that entail now?  scared2:

You wouldn't listen would you!  I TOLD you to get a new passport before end of March!  I TOLD you!!

You will need to visit an offi Oh Bollocks!  Just go to  http://www.passport.gov.uk/index.asp and read.
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Re: More computer woes
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2007, 12:03:54 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on May 15, 2007, 11:53:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2007, 11:47:42 AM
Quote from: Bouncer on May 15, 2007, 11:45:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2007, 11:34:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2007, 11:26:39 AM
I did tell you Nick, that if you get a biometric thumbprint rig then the boy wouldnt be able to crack your admin login.   point:
He?s scared of losing his thumb!  happy001

With good cause too!  eeek:   I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around.  noooo:
Actually, talking of biometrics ? I need a new passport. What does that entail now?  scared2:

You wouldn't listen would you!  I TOLD you to get a new passport before end of March!  I TOLD you!!

You will need to visit an offi Oh Bollocks!  Just go to  http://www.passport.gov.uk/index.asp and read.
hmmm..  rubschin:

No blood, semen, or urine samples required as far as I can see ? no retinal scans either come to that.  noooo:
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Re: More computer woes
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2007, 02:44:08 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2007, 12:03:54 PM
With good cause too!  eeek:   I don't think I'd be tempted to biometrics with The Boy around.  noooo:
Actually, talking of biometrics ? I need a new passport. What does that entail now?  scared2:
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You wouldn't listen would you!  I TOLD you to get a new passport before end of March!  I TOLD you!!

You will need to visit an offi Oh Bollocks!  Just go to  http://www.passport.gov.uk/index.asp and read.
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hmmm..  rubschin:

No blood, semen, or urine samples required as far as I can see ? no retinal scans either come to that.  noooo:
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I think you'll find that they'll want quite a lot of blood, along with the aforementioned pound of flesh.
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