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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2007, 12:53:23 PM »
Wenchy don't let Nick get to you, cllick on the link and think happy thoughts  eyes:

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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2007, 01:00:11 PM »
Excessive chocolate consumption and knitwear manufacture
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2007, 01:04:02 PM »
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2007, 01:04:43 PM »
Bawling at the slightest prvocation (and often without provocation)
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2007, 01:09:54 PM »
Visiting a place called Nork (snigger)
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2007, 01:11:41 PM »
Blackmailing Barman to try and find out what he bought Mrs. Barman for Christmas…  noooo:
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2007, 01:12:14 PM »
Visiting a place called Nork (snigger)

Well remembered, that man.

There's not much there though.

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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2007, 01:13:03 PM »
Blackmailing Barman to try and find out what he bought Mrs. Barman for Christmas…  noooo:

ANd confessing to knitting Mr Wench a jumper. I bet the sleeves are different lengths noooo:
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2007, 01:15:13 PM »
I don't think I've ever been to Nork?
I certainly didn't finish knitting Mr Wench a jumper! I may well have started one though.

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« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2007, 01:15:32 PM »
Yes you have!
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« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2007, 01:16:08 PM »
Lying…  noooo:
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2007, 01:16:34 PM »
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2007, 01:17:18 PM »
Blackmailing Barman to try and find out what he bought Mrs. Barman for Christmas…  noooo:

ANd confessing to knitting Mr Wench a jumper. I bet the sleeves are different lengths noooo:

That's to cater for having one arm shoved up his back half the time.

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« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2007, 01:17:28 PM »
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1741.30

Amnesia now too. No hope for the girl noooo:
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2007, 01:19:21 PM »
Ahh yes!! The Night From Hell!

Mr Wench went there for his school staff outing Monday night. He agrees, over priced, over heated and something strange happens to people when they go there.