New Washing Machine

[Darwins Selection]

. . .  my wife manages ~ still with three kids it does see heavy action. Two loads daily x 7 days ~ it adds up.

No wonder you have a dodgy ticker, that needs prize-bull levels of stamina. 

And how is the kitchen appliance?

[Uncle Mort]

. . .  my wife manages ~ still with three kids it does see heavy action. Two loads daily x 7 days ~ it adds up.

No wonder you have a dodgy ticker, that needs prize-bull levels of stamina. 

And how is the kitchen appliance?

DS I'm beginning to think you're not getting 'it' anymore. 

[Barman]

. . .  my wife manages ~ still with three kids it does see heavy action. Two loads daily x 7 days ~ it adds up.

No wonder you have a dodgy ticker, that needs prize-bull levels of stamina. 

And how is the kitchen appliance?

[Darwins Selection]

. . .  my wife manages ~ still with three kids it does see heavy action. Two loads daily x 7 days ~ it adds up.

No wonder you have a dodgy ticker, that needs prize-bull levels of stamina. 

And how is the kitchen appliance?

DS I'm beginning to think you're not getting 'it' anymore. 

I'll let you know as soon as I remember what "it" is.

[Snoopy]

. . .  my wife manages ~ still with three kids it does see heavy action. Two loads daily x 7 days ~ it adds up.

No wonder you have a dodgy ticker, that needs prize-bull levels of stamina. 

And how is the kitchen appliance?

Not here yet! ~ I have just called the delivery people ~
"We cannot guarantee a time"

"I know that but you did say Friday Morning and it is now damn nearly afternoon"

"Please call again if the van hasn't arrived by 1 o'clock"

"But one o'clock is an hour into the afternoon and you promised morning"

"He may be running late ~ it is Christmas you know"

"What the has Christmas got to do with anything?"

"They are very busy"

 

[Uncle Mort]

They're not coming 

[Snoopy]

They're not coming 

That is my suspicion .......... we shall see

[Barman]

They're not coming 

Agreed... still, a nice start to the New Year when they turn up on the 2nd... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh well, in addition to having a cold, you will be breathing in the vapour of piles of hand washed clothes, sopping over the radiators whilst your beloved becomes even more stressed and amenable to your every whimper  

[Snoopy]

We do have launderettes in North Wales 

[Barman]

We do have launderettes in North Wales 

Closed for Xmas prolly... 

[Grumpmeister]

We do have launderettes in North Wales 

Llaundudnomat?  

[tel]

We do have launderettes in North Wales 

And mangles?

[Snoopy]

We do have launderettes in North Wales 

Closed for Xmas prolly... 

Stop being so bleeding helpful The owners of the nearest are Jewish and stay open all year. The next nearest is owned by Hindus and they don't close at Christmas either. Prolly only Christmas day will see either establishment closed.

[Miss Demeanour]

We do have launderettes in North Wales 

Is it safe for you to be seen washing your smalls in public ???