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Offline tel

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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #60 on: December 21, 2007, 02:35:02 PM »
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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #61 on: December 21, 2007, 02:46:17 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 21, 2007, 02:30:24 PM
Perhaps the vaseline put ideas in his head...  whistle:

Does he need lubricant to get them in there  eeek:
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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #62 on: December 21, 2007, 02:46:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 21, 2007, 02:46:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 21, 2007, 02:30:24 PM
Perhaps the vaseline put ideas in his head...  whistle:

Does he need lubricant to get them in there  eeek:
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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #63 on: December 21, 2007, 02:48:45 PM »
A new delivery time slot has been allocated Between 1 and 5pm today.

"And at what time do you close your helpful help desk my dear?

"5 0'clock sir ~ thank you for your call"

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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #64 on: December 21, 2007, 02:49:57 PM »
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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #65 on: December 21, 2007, 02:51:03 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 21, 2007, 02:48:45 PM
A new delivery time slot has been allocated Between 1 and 5pm today.

"And at what time do you close your helpful help desk my dear?

"5 0'clock sir ~ thank you for your call"

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It's not happening ..... face reality and go and get some coinage for the Laundrette. I believe it's 50pence and pound coins that are required these days  lol:
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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #66 on: December 21, 2007, 02:55:39 PM »
At the foot of the mountain, half way up which I live, there is a fresh and free flowing stream (Well actually it runs down the mountain to emerge at the Waterfalls) Given a large rock and a pair of flip flops perhaps the little woman might care to avail herself of the facilities.


Rather in the manner of Dorothy Lamour

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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #67 on: December 21, 2007, 02:56:54 PM »
When you suggest that to her could you maybe record her reaction.  whistle:
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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #68 on: December 21, 2007, 02:58:02 PM »
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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #69 on: December 21, 2007, 03:00:13 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 21, 2007, 02:56:54 PM
When you suggest that to her could you maybe record her reaction.  whistle:

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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #70 on: December 21, 2007, 03:06:06 PM »
The Driver just rang for directions. He'll be here in a few minutes unless he gets lost again ~ he is using SatNav and is miles off. ::)
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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #71 on: December 21, 2007, 03:14:38 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 21, 2007, 03:06:06 PM
The Driver just rang for directions. He'll be here in a few minutes unless he gets lost again ~ he is using SatNav and is miles off. ::)
No chance then.

He will get stuck in Narriw Llane and have to be airlifted out.

Look out your flat stone and head for the waterfall.

GOS can no doubt recommend a good Dhobi Wallah.
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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #72 on: December 21, 2007, 03:17:29 PM »
Where's Nick?

Am sure he would have had something to contribute to this thread.
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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #73 on: December 21, 2007, 03:19:32 PM »
He's probably stuck in a narrow lane with a washing machine delivery stuck behind him.  whistle:
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Re: New Washing Machine
« Reply #74 on: December 21, 2007, 03:50:43 PM »
Quote from: tel on December 21, 2007, 03:17:29 PM
Where's Nick?

Am sure he would have had something to contribute to this thread.

I have been SHOPPING and then out for lunch with the boys (hic)
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