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Re: First pic of Barman in constume at the VP christmas grotto
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2007, 12:06:07 PM »
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Re: First pic of Barman in constume at the VP christmas grotto
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2007, 12:06:58 PM »
If only. Very droll!

I am going shopping in Chester now. Preferable to being in the chaos of the house. I may be some time.. evil:
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Re: First pic of Barman in constume at the VP christmas grotto
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2007, 12:32:15 PM »
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Have you got a licence for that?
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Re: First pic of Barman in constume at the VP christmas grotto
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2007, 12:33:43 PM »
If only. Very droll!

I am going shopping in Chester now. Preferable to being in the chaos of the house. I may be some time.. evil:

Good luck Carruthers ........ It's pissing down here.
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Re: First pic of Barman in constume at the VP christmas grotto
« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2007, 07:09:14 PM »
At least I was out of the house for a while, then got dragged in for mulled wine. then got an alibi. Now I found I have to cook lunch for the MIL tomorrow!!! evil:

And then pay for dinner with The Boy's sisters (a long story)
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Re: First pic of Barman in constume at the VP christmas grotto
« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2007, 08:55:44 AM »
At least I was out of the house for a while, then got dragged in for mulled wine. then got an alibi. Now I found I have to cook lunch for the MIL tomorrow!!! evil:

And then pay for dinner with The Boy's sisters (a long story)

I can guess the story. Go on ~ push the boat out ~ he's worth it.
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Re: First pic of Barman in constume at the VP christmas grotto
« Reply #36 on: December 23, 2007, 10:52:06 AM »
This does involve paying for dinner for 9 people! evil:
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Re: First pic of Barman in constume at the VP christmas grotto
« Reply #37 on: December 23, 2007, 10:56:29 AM »
McDonalds then or Pizza Hut .... depends on the age of the youngest member of the party. Cater for their taste and leave any grown-ups to marvel at your skill with children. Anyway few places other than those mentioned will be able to cater for nine at this time of year without a prior booking (well not if they are any good they wont) Pizza Hut looks a good bet to me. Should get away with £50 if you avoid the over priced bottled beers.
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Re: First pic of Barman in constume at the VP christmas grotto
« Reply #38 on: December 23, 2007, 11:02:10 AM »
Pizza Express actually.
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Re: First pic of Barman in constume at the VP christmas grotto
« Reply #39 on: December 23, 2007, 11:05:52 AM »
Your bill just increased to £75. Otherwise good choice tho' I find Pizza Hut suits young 'uns better. Grown ups prefer Express I found (I used to go there 'cos I liked their jazz but I don't know if they do that up here).
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Re: First pic of Barman in constume at the VP christmas grotto
« Reply #40 on: December 23, 2007, 05:19:22 PM »

Meowry Christmas from the cats.
’Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.

’Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart-
Ate his mousey intestines
And chewed up his heart.

Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
which made him take pause-
He stopped daintily licking
the blood from his claws.

“Must be Santa” thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat)
’Cuz nobody else climbs down
the chimney like that.

Indeed it was ol’ Santa,
so jolly and fat
With a load of presents
and all for the cat!

“Wow, the best Christmas ever!”
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.