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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Calendars
« on: December 21, 2007, 02:09:07 PM »
Do people genuinely believe it is ok to still send these as presents, free advertising or Christmas gestures?

I have had 4 of the Bastard things sent this morning. One of which has to take the biscuit as the worst Calendar of all time. The company not wishing to spend a fortune on these things commissoned one of the members of their team (a keen amateur photgrapher), to take pictures for their Calendar.

Little do they know he seems predisposed to take pictures of lamp posts. !2 months of different lamp posts in different places in different lighting, 2 of which seem to be near a Sainsbury's.

FFS get a friggin life.  evil:

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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Calendars
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2007, 02:11:38 PM »
I won't bloody bother next year then!!!
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Offline tel

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Re: Calendars
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2007, 02:12:10 PM »
I get one every year from the Asia Tandoori restaurant. ;D
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Calendars
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2007, 02:13:24 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 21, 2007, 02:11:38 PM
I won't bloody bother next year then!!!

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Which is your favourite lampost then Wenchy ?
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Calendars
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2007, 02:14:11 PM »
The one near Sainsburys!  angry041:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Calendars
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2007, 02:15:06 PM »
I would recommend the "What Heifer" magazine lunar calendar.

I always found it very handy knowing which days to avoid wife and daughters.
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Calendars
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2007, 02:16:39 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 21, 2007, 02:15:06 PM
I would recommend the "What Heifer" magazine lunar calendar.

I always found it very handy knowing which days to avoid wife and daughters.

Why bother I would have just thought 'most' would have covered it  lol:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Calendars
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2007, 02:22:07 PM »
You'd think wouldn't you!

If you don't come with chocolate don't come near me!!!  evil:
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Re: Calendars
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2007, 02:24:11 PM »
 surrender:
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Re: Calendars
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2007, 02:48:07 PM »
I always get a free calendar from my magazine, The Badger Owners Monthly
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Calendars
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2007, 02:52:24 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 21, 2007, 02:48:07 PM
I always get a free calendar from my magazine, The Badger Owners Monthly

Can you only read it at night ????
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Calendars
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2007, 03:01:59 PM »
Whilst wearing his Bill Oddie camouflage PJs
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Re: Calendars
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2007, 03:58:06 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 21, 2007, 02:52:24 PM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 21, 2007, 02:48:07 PM
I always get a free calendar from my magazine, The Badger Owners Monthly

Can you only read it at night ????
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You're on top form today m'dear!
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Calendars
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2007, 03:59:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 21, 2007, 03:58:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 21, 2007, 02:52:24 PM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 21, 2007, 02:48:07 PM
I always get a free calendar from my magazine, The Badger Owners Monthly

Can you only read it at night ????
drumroll:
You're on top form today m'dear!

Demob Happy and probably pissed. lol:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Calendars
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2007, 04:01:30 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 21, 2007, 03:59:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 21, 2007, 03:58:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 21, 2007, 02:52:24 PM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 21, 2007, 02:48:07 PM
I always get a free calendar from my magazine, The Badger Owners Monthly

Can you only read it at night ????
drumroll:
You're on top form today m'dear!

Demob Happy and probably pissed. lol:

That describes my office at the moment.  eeek:
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