Anthony Lynton Blair

[Snoopy]

Scriptures warn of the arrival of the Anti-Christ in Disguise. With the greatest public conversion since St Paul could it be that the prophecy has come to pass.

[TG]

Papist bastard! burn him!

We do Guy Fawkes every year so lets start a new tradition!

But enough, its Christmas so forgive and forget the papist cross kissing pagan bastards.

I love everybody.

[Nick]

Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.

Little Sheila said, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!"

Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What did you say?!"

"A prostitute!" Sheila exclaimed.

Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and said "Whew! Thank God! I thought you said 'A Protestant'!"

[Barman]

Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.

Little Sheila said, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!"

Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What did you say?!"

"A prostitute!" Sheila exclaimed.

Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and said "Whew! Thank God! I thought you said 'A Protestant'!"

[Nick]

I read this in the paper this morning: New York City has a priest shortage. So you see, there is some good news in the world. ... To give you an idea how bad it is, earlier today in Brooklyn an alter boy had to grope himself." —David Letterman