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Horlicks Extra Lite
« on: December 24, 2007, 08:33:23 AM »
Why doesn’t the cup float away?  rubschin:
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Re: Horlicks Extra Lite
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2007, 08:41:30 AM »
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Re: Horlicks Extra Lite
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2007, 08:42:15 AM »
Such things annoy me…  redface:
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Re: Horlicks Extra Lite
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2007, 08:50:45 AM »
Tsk ~ any fule knows that the cup doesn't get any lighter. If it didn't float away empty why would it float away full ~ even if the contents was "Lite". ::)
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Re: Horlicks Extra Lite
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2007, 08:57:25 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 24, 2007, 08:50:45 AM
Tsk ~ any fule knows that the cup doesn't get any lighter. If it didn't float away empty why would it float away full ~ even if the contents was "Lite". ::)
Why does she then?  rubschin:
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Re: Horlicks Extra Lite
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2007, 09:08:21 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 24, 2007, 08:50:45 AM
Tsk ~ any fule knows that the cup doesn't get any lighter. If it didn't float away empty why would it float away full ~ even if the contents was "Lite". ::)

Wot if Horlicks was Helium?
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Re: Horlicks Extra Lite
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2007, 09:11:52 AM »
Only if he has a top fitted to his cup. Perhaps Landlady makes him use a Tommy Tippee beaker?
There is quite a range:
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Re: Horlicks Extra Lite
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2007, 09:13:16 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 24, 2007, 09:11:52 AM
Only if he has a top fitted to his cup. Perhaps Landlady makes him use a Tommy Tippee beaker?

Very likely. noooo:

Otherwise she would be washing his rompers every five minutes.
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Re: Horlicks Extra Lite
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2007, 09:13:46 AM »
<snigger>
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Re: Horlicks Extra Lite
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2007, 09:23:34 AM »
 Banghead

Woman bolts chair to floor.

Makes Horlicks Extra Lite

Carries cup to chair

Puts cup on arm of chair

Sits in chair

Straps self to chair with seat belt

Picks up cup and drinks

Starts to float away but is restrained by aforementioned seatbelt

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Re: Horlicks Extra Lite
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2007, 09:58:26 AM »
Oh! eeek:




Just when I thought I was getting the hang of things ~ Floating wimmin ................. Whatever next?
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Re: Horlicks Extra Lite
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2007, 10:01:30 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 24, 2007, 09:58:26 AM
Oh! eeek:




Just when I thought I was getting the hang of things ~ Floating wimmin ................. Whatever next?
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Kenco putting the same coffee in different bags?  whistle:
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