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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2007, 02:44:47 PM »
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2007, 02:52:52 PM »
I'm beginning to think that you may have been one of those boys my mother told me not to play with.  lol:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2007, 02:53:11 PM »
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2007, 02:54:38 PM »
That probably confirms it  whistle:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2007, 08:09:57 AM »
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2007, 11:55:21 AM »
We are due for lunch at 12.30. We should leave now. Mrs Nick has gone off to have a shower. We are going to be late. Again evil:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2007, 12:01:09 PM »
Christmas Time
Faffing and whine
Poor Nick's waiting
He wants to dine
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2007, 12:02:26 PM »
The Faffometer here is off the scale. The Boy's walkie talkies are now charge d up. Evidently someone else in the village has had the same present. We can hear everything they say! confused: Hell of a row going on somewhere!! lol:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #23 on: December 25, 2007, 03:15:47 PM »
I am in dog house.

Mrs DS(#3) best friend was round last night with her obnoxious property-developer husband. My malt stocks were depleted.

It seems I may have made an 'inappropriate' comment about chubby, balding middle-aged men with new Porsches.  whistle:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #24 on: December 25, 2007, 03:19:58 PM »
I am in dog house.

Mrs DS(#3) best friend was round last night with her obnoxious property-developer husband. My malt stocks were depleted.

It seems I may have made an 'inappropriate' comment about chubby, balding middle-aged men with new Porsches.  whistle:

Good for you. I'm beginning to think the doghouse may be the best place to be at Xmas.  surrender:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2007, 05:15:55 PM »
I wouldn't be anywhere else.  cloud9:










Not that I get the chance of course. whistle:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2007, 09:01:53 PM »
I am in dog house.

Mrs DS(#3) best friend was round last night with her obnoxious property-developer husband. My malt stocks were depleted.

It seems I may have made an 'inappropriate' comment about chubby, balding middle-aged men with new Porsches.  whistle:

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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2007, 11:30:17 AM »
Time to go for the Official Village Boxing Day Walk. Ending up in the pub. And then back at someone's house for vino collapso and games spider:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2007, 11:32:42 AM »
I used to go pike fishing on the Hampshire Avon on Boxing Day morning.  sad24: Happy Days
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2007, 11:38:31 AM »
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I used to go bike fishing on the Hampshire Avon

I know some ponds lke that ;)
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