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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2007, 11:39:52 AM »
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2007, 11:57:39 AM »
I was talking to some woman at this party last night and she was having problems with her boyfriend. We went outside for a fag and I was offering advice on male psychology. We ended up role playing an argument (it seemed like a good idea at the time), during which she grabbed me by the lapels. Some passers by tried to break up the "fight" redface:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2007, 11:59:09 AM »
I was talking to some woman at this party last night and she was having problems with her boyfriend. We went outside for a fag and I was offering advice on male psychology. We ended up role playing an argument (it seemed like a good idea at the time), during which she grabbed me by the lapels. Some passers by tried to break up the "fight" redface:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2007, 11:59:49 AM »
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I should add that I have only just remembered this redface:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2007, 12:04:59 PM »
Let's hope Mrs Nick does not get to hear of it ~ she'll never believe that story.  angry041:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2007, 12:05:23 PM »
She was also at the party. We told her about it!
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #36 on: December 27, 2007, 12:08:11 PM »
You simply inhabit a different world to the rest of us is all…  noooo:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #37 on: December 27, 2007, 12:08:20 PM »
She was also at the party. We told her about it!

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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #38 on: December 27, 2007, 12:09:29 PM »
Well fortunately the woman is a friend of Mrs Nick, and she sang my praises about training her to deal with said boyfriend
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #39 on: December 27, 2007, 12:11:24 PM »
 eeek: Nick ~ you can't sort out your own life but you are still:



But be sure it will come back to haunt you when at some future date Mrs Nick feels the need to score a low blow.














DS and BM ~ restrain your baser instincts on that one.
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #40 on: December 27, 2007, 02:14:35 PM »
eeek: Nick ~ you can't sort out your own life but you are still:



But be sure it will come back to haunt you when at some future date Mrs Nick feels the need to score a low blow.

DS and BM ~ restrain your baser instincts on that one.

As if . . . . noooo:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #41 on: December 27, 2007, 02:28:57 PM »
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #42 on: December 27, 2007, 03:22:45 PM »
Well, this "clearing up the house now the builder has gone" episode has afforded me the chance to get rid of Mrs Nick's tat. I just have to get it into the car now without being caught and it's off to the dump with it. lol:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #43 on: December 27, 2007, 03:30:33 PM »
 worthy: worthy: worthy:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #44 on: December 27, 2007, 03:31:08 PM »
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