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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #45 on: December 27, 2007, 03:33:02 PM »
Her radar is very good at this kind of thing, so I am working on a distraction. A long phone call would be a good idea. Those three B&W TV sets haven't even been turned on in 9 years confused:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #46 on: December 27, 2007, 03:34:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 27, 2007, 03:33:02 PM
Her radar is very good at this kind of thing, so I am working on a distraction. A long phone call would be a good idea. Those three B&W TV sets haven't even been turned on in 9 years confused:

If caught you can tell her that since they are not digital they won't work after April anyway.
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #47 on: December 27, 2007, 03:41:17 PM »
How does she do that? cussing: I have just caught her rummaging through the bin liners and extracting tat! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #48 on: December 27, 2007, 03:44:14 PM »
Wait until she goes back to work. She was only signed off for a month. Only two and a half weeks to go surely. whistle:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #49 on: December 27, 2007, 03:46:12 PM »
Yeah, but she's suspicious now scared2:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #50 on: December 27, 2007, 03:49:20 PM »
Tell her a big boy made you do it, rush to the filling station and buy her flowers, tell her you thought her things would be safer from accidental loss if they were locked in your car whilst the house cleaning was going on ~ in other words lie man lie! It's your only hope.
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #51 on: December 27, 2007, 04:55:08 PM »
She has consented to the disposal of the useless TVs on condition that she is allowed to photograph them first as a "keepsake" rubschin:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #52 on: December 27, 2007, 05:16:59 PM »



She'll have you tieing a fvcking teddy bear to the lampost outside the house next.
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #53 on: December 27, 2007, 05:20:22 PM »
Good idea. I found her rummaging in another rubbish bag. She keeps used Christmas wrapping paper. We have tons of it. noooo:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #54 on: December 31, 2007, 12:39:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 27, 2007, 05:20:22 PM
Good idea. I found her rummaging in another rubbish bag. She keeps used Christmas wrapping paper. We have tons of it. noooo:

I keep (mostly) the bows of pressies received and if the giver is artistic other frippery - it's part of my recycling bent plus I'm a great present buyer but a crap present wrapper so it saves me time too................
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #55 on: December 31, 2007, 12:40:13 PM »
She has got the hoover out scared2:

She uses it like a weapon scared2:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #56 on: December 31, 2007, 12:44:53 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on December 31, 2007, 12:39:14 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 27, 2007, 05:20:22 PM
Good idea. I found her rummaging in another rubbish bag. She keeps used Christmas wrapping paper. We have tons of it. noooo:

I keep (mostly) the bows of pressies received and if the giver is artistic other frippery - it's part of my recycling bent plus I'm a great present buyer but a crap present wrapper so it saves me time too................

Well done!!! MILFH just ripped everything off and stuck it in the bin! It was PROPER RIBBON!!!! I nearly killed her. I tried to resuce it but BIL had tipped the left over bread sauce into the bin on top of it.  sad24:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #57 on: December 31, 2007, 12:50:16 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 31, 2007, 12:44:53 PM
Quote from: Landlady on December 31, 2007, 12:39:14 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 27, 2007, 05:20:22 PM
Good idea. I found her rummaging in another rubbish bag. She keeps used Christmas wrapping paper. We have tons of it. noooo:

I keep (mostly) the bows of pressies received and if the giver is artistic other frippery - it's part of my recycling bent plus I'm a great present buyer but a crap present wrapper so it saves me time too................

Well done!!! MILFH just ripped everything off and stuck it in the bin! It was PROPER RIBBON!!!! I nearly killed her. I tried to resuce it but BIL had tipped the left over bread sauce into the bin on top of it.  sad24:
Don't start her on bread sauce...  noooo:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #58 on: December 31, 2007, 12:51:27 PM »
The stuff is  sick2:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #59 on: December 31, 2007, 12:52:03 PM »
The Boy has just run past yelling "MUmmy has flooded my room." eeek:

I am staying put or going out. evil:
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