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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #60 on: December 31, 2007, 12:53:45 PM »
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Quote from: Nick on December 27, 2007, 05:20:22 PM
Good idea. I found her rummaging in another rubbish bag. She keeps used Christmas wrapping paper. We have tons of it. noooo:

I keep (mostly) the bows of pressies received and if the giver is artistic other frippery - it's part of my recycling bent plus I'm a great present buyer but a crap present wrapper so it saves me time too................

Well done!!! MILFH just ripped everything off and stuck it in the bin! It was PROPER RIBBON!!!! I nearly killed her. I tried to resuce it but BIL had tipped the left over bread sauce into the bin on top of it.  sad24:

SWMBO has bags full of real ribbon ~ she gets it wholesale from a manufacturer in Stoke on Trent. Just let us know what you want and on her next trip  eyes:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #61 on: December 31, 2007, 01:00:49 PM »
Mr Wench just called to ask what I want to do with my box of ribbon. I think he may be watching.  scared2:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #62 on: December 31, 2007, 01:01:37 PM »
Nah, he just wants you to tie him up again
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #63 on: December 31, 2007, 01:03:39 PM »
I don't use my precious ribbon for that!!!!
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #64 on: December 31, 2007, 01:03:57 PM »
What do you use then?
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #65 on: December 31, 2007, 01:04:55 PM »
That would be telling.
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #66 on: December 31, 2007, 01:05:12 PM »
Prolly the hideous ties his mother gives him for Christmas
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #67 on: December 31, 2007, 01:06:27 PM »
Nope, the kids at school do plenty of purchasing of those.  sick2:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #68 on: December 31, 2007, 01:07:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 31, 2007, 12:50:16 PM
[Don't start her on bread sauce...  noooo:

Where is the bread sauce - I don't have any broccoli and everyone else has broccoli - this shrimp cocktail is very bland - who are these people, I wouldn't have come along if I'd known it wasn't panico's - where is the bread sauce, isn't there any bread sauce??
  
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #69 on: December 31, 2007, 01:08:15 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on December 31, 2007, 01:07:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 31, 2007, 12:50:16 PM
[Don't start her on bread sauce...  noooo:

Where is the bread sauce - I don't have any broccoli and everyone else has broccoli - this shrimp cocktail is very bland - who are these people, I wouldn't have come along if I'd known it wasn't panico's - where is the bread sauce, isn't there any bread sauce??
  
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #70 on: December 31, 2007, 01:09:13 PM »
Who on earth was that?!?!?!
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #71 on: December 31, 2007, 01:09:41 PM »
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #72 on: December 31, 2007, 01:15:03 PM »
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Who on earth was that?!?!?!
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The very snotty woman from hell BM had to sit next too during Christmas lunch  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

AND he groped Carolines bum (many times) when he was dancing with her  shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #73 on: December 31, 2007, 01:17:10 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on December 31, 2007, 01:15:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 31, 2007, 01:09:41 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 31, 2007, 01:09:13 PM
Who on earth was that?!?!?!
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The very snotty woman from hell BM had to sit next too during Christmas lunch  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

AND he groped Carolines bum (many times) when he was dancing with her  shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #74 on: December 31, 2007, 01:23:02 PM »
Dad?  eeek:

My Dad memorably one New Years Eve "fell over" on top of a friend whilst dancing. She had no pants on.  eeek:
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