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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #75 on: December 31, 2007, 01:23:39 PM »
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #76 on: December 31, 2007, 01:24:15 PM »
Dad?  eeek:

My Dad memorably one New Years Eve "fell over" on top of a friend whilst dancing. She had no pants on.  eeek:
Before or after?  eeek:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #77 on: December 31, 2007, 01:24:31 PM »
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Indeed. My precious twelve year old retinas were scorched!

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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #78 on: December 31, 2007, 01:24:46 PM »
Dad?  eeek:

My Dad memorably one New Years Eve "fell over" on top of a friend whilst dancing. She had no pants on.  eeek:
Before or after?  eeek:

Before, during and after.

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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #79 on: December 31, 2007, 01:32:21 PM »
Dad?  eeek:

My Dad memorably one New Years Eve "fell over" on top of a friend whilst dancing. She had no pants on.  eeek:
Before or after?  eeek:

Before, during and after.

 eeek: eeek:

I'll bet your retinas were scorched!
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #80 on: December 31, 2007, 01:32:35 PM »
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #81 on: December 31, 2007, 04:08:52 PM »
Dad?  eeek:
My Dad memorably one New Years Eve "fell over" on top of a friend whilst dancing. She had no pants on.  eeek:
Before or after?  eeek:
Before, during and after.
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #82 on: December 31, 2007, 07:22:00 PM »
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #83 on: December 31, 2007, 07:30:44 PM »
Born in an open field then rubschin:

My late Mother used to say that if anyone left a door open. "Were you born in an open field?"
I'd quite forgotten that one until now.
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