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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #105 on: January 11, 2008, 11:27:50 AM »
Quote from: Drywhitewine on January 11, 2008, 11:19:32 AM
That shandy was nice but as I may be popping in regularly - could become by 'local' - can I respectfully request that you stock up on that organic white wine that I like to throw down my throat . . .  sorry, I mean sip in a ladylike fashion!   
Snoopy is making buying some as we speak…  whistle:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #106 on: January 11, 2008, 11:29:34 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 11, 2008, 11:27:50 AM
Quote from: Drywhitewine on January 11, 2008, 11:19:32 AM
That shandy was nice but as I may be popping in regularly - could become by 'local' - can I respectfully request that you stock up on that organic white wine that I like to throw down my throat . . .  sorry, I mean sip in a ladylike fashion!   
Snoopy is making buying some as we speak…  whistle:

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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #107 on: January 11, 2008, 11:30:02 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 11, 2008, 11:29:34 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 11, 2008, 11:27:50 AM
Quote from: Drywhitewine on January 11, 2008, 11:19:32 AM
That shandy was nice but as I may be popping in regularly - could become by 'local' - can I respectfully request that you stock up on that organic white wine that I like to throw down my throat . . .  sorry, I mean sip in a ladylike fashion!   
Snoopy is making buying some as we speak…  whistle:

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It'll be fine...  whistle:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #108 on: January 11, 2008, 11:37:42 AM »
What will be fine?
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #109 on: January 11, 2008, 11:38:59 AM »
Quote from: Drywhitewine on January 11, 2008, 11:37:42 AM
What will be fine?
Um, nothing... you'll like it...  whistle:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #110 on: January 11, 2008, 01:31:43 PM »
Quote from: Drywhitewine on January 11, 2008, 11:19:32 AM
that organic white that I like to throw down my throat . .

Welcome young lady.

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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #111 on: January 11, 2008, 01:32:36 PM »
It's almost a Wenchyism! noooo:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #112 on: January 11, 2008, 01:36:05 PM »
Too easy...  noooo:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #113 on: January 11, 2008, 01:36:18 PM »
Soon I won't be needed.  sad24:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #114 on: January 11, 2008, 01:36:44 PM »
What do you mean, "soon"? eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #115 on: January 11, 2008, 01:37:38 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 11, 2008, 01:36:18 PM
Soon I won't be needed.  sad24:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #116 on: January 11, 2008, 01:39:12 PM »
I don't do toilets you know that! That's why we employed Snoopy!
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #117 on: January 11, 2008, 03:00:18 PM »
 evil: The Truth at Last!


"We need a guard dog" you said, "he's cute" you said and all along you just wanted a bog brush. cussing:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #118 on: January 11, 2008, 03:30:41 PM »
If that was the case a Wire-haired Fox Terrier might have been a better choice.  ;)
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #119 on: January 11, 2008, 03:32:47 PM »
 rubschin:


TBH Uncle I think that a Beagle, being a Fox Hunting Hound was much the same sort of thing. Not terrible bright really.
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