The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…

[TG]

Examples please

Jars of pickled onions. 

[Nick]

Charming.

[TG]

Hand made with lurve.

[Nick]

Oh, I forgot about the rocket. Flies up to 50 feet in the air. Pity he set it off in the kitchen then

[Snoopy]

Whoops!   

[Nick]

Powered by vinegar and Bicarb. Very powerful!

[Snoopy]

Question from Mrs S "Who the hell was stupid enough to give him that?"










I think we know the answer!

[Nick]

My sister!

[Snoopy]

The sister you dislike or the sister you dislike even more?
















Clearly a genetic predisposition to rocket propulsion 

[Sour Puss]

No Snoopy Not gone yet. Early New Year.   

No naff pressies yet... Titanium Watch, water proof to good depth...  That could come in useful.

Far too many boxes of Chocolates to be good for me... 2 x huge Thornton's and far too big, Elizabeth Shaw Liqueur's ..(Need to hint for next year that I prefer the mints)... Still have managed to swap one for 3 Quiz books (I think they got us muddled up).

If I am very nice, I may get a glass of the rather nice bottle of Port someone else got...

Oh yes, and half shares in this...          http://www.firebox.com/product/1736?src_t=sbk&src_id=Battlecopters        I may be some time...   Who says we have to grow up...

[Nick]

I want one of those!!

[Snoopy]

No Snoopy Not gone yet. Early New Year.   

No naff pressies yet... Titanium Watch, water proof to good depth...  That could come in useful.

Far too many boxes of Chocolates to be good for me... 2 x huge Thornton's and far too big, Elizabeth Shaw Liqueur's ..(Need to hint for next year that I prefer the mints)... Still have managed to swap one for 3 Quiz books (I think they got us muddled up).

If I am very nice, I may get a glass of the rather nice bottle of Port someone else got...

Oh yes, and half shares in this...          http://www.firebox.com/product/1736?src_t=sbk&src_id=Battlecopters        I may be some time...   Who says we have to grow up...

Enjoy ~ what's the good of Christmas if you can't end up feeling 

[Snoopy]

I want one of those!!

Are you sure the rocket was for The Boy and not for you?

[Nick]

Quite sure. But I may test it outside tomorrow. Report on Chinese lunch will follow

[TG]

Mrs TG bought her son (who is here with us for Xmas) a DS lite and the brain training thing. All I can her is various people constantly going 'red, red, blue, black' etc at the top of their voices (Mrs TG is a firm believer in shouting at inanimate objects) in scouse accents.

I may kill someone.