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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #75 on: December 29, 2007, 11:37:35 AM »

PERFICK!
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #76 on: December 31, 2007, 07:12:08 AM »
We used Mrs. Barman’s second present (a pasta making machine) to make supper last night…  whistle:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #77 on: December 31, 2007, 08:11:53 AM »
What did you have?

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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #78 on: December 31, 2007, 08:14:39 AM »
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #79 on: December 31, 2007, 10:31:47 AM »
Did she like this year's gifts?

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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #80 on: December 31, 2007, 10:38:03 AM »
Did she like this year's gifts?
Oh yes...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #81 on: December 31, 2007, 10:38:30 AM »
Better than last years?

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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #82 on: December 31, 2007, 10:41:31 AM »
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #83 on: December 31, 2007, 11:15:58 AM »
A leaf blower and a pasta maker ~ by 'eck BM...... you know the way to make a girl feel special you do.
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #84 on: December 31, 2007, 11:16:48 AM »
We used Mrs. Barman’s second present (a pasta making machine) to make supper last night…  whistle:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #85 on: December 31, 2007, 11:20:06 AM »
A leaf blower and a pasta maker ~ by 'eck BM...... you know the way to make a girl feel special you do.
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #86 on: December 31, 2007, 07:18:47 PM »
Yeah, heard she spends a lot of time shouting at you Mr TG   cloud9:

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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #87 on: January 02, 2008, 12:43:38 PM »
Having been pointed to Barry Beelzebub by TMR's 'ahem' on another thread I noticed this little paragraph:

Quote from: Barry Beelzebub
I’D GOT so bored with turkey that I insisted that we should have goose for Christmas this year. Big mistake.
I swear I carried seven roasting trays full of fat out of the kitchen while the beast was in the oven (yes, of course you can rub it on your chest when you get a cold – if you’re certifiable), the whole house is now clad in a clammy emulsion of goose, and the damn thing didn’t really eat that well – too rich and still, unbelievably, too greasy.

I'm glad I went for the turkey.  ;D

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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #88 on: January 02, 2008, 07:09:46 PM »
Long live the arras!!
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #89 on: January 02, 2008, 07:47:53 PM »
Long live the arras!!

You've taken up darts?  eeek:
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