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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #90 on: January 02, 2008, 07:50:23 PM »
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #91 on: January 03, 2008, 12:09:13 PM »
Long live the arras!!

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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #92 on: January 04, 2008, 01:12:36 PM »
My sister excelled herself with her customary tat from overseas business trips.

For me:

1. A hat that doesn't fit (to go with last year's hat that doesn't fit)
2. Two key rings (like I don't have enough key rings)
3. A box of Chinese chocolates that contain 90% hydrogenated fat and sawdust (probably)

For the daughter:
1. A pair of slippers two sizes too big
2. A dress one year too small

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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #93 on: January 11, 2008, 10:46:49 AM »
Hi Barman
Just popped into see what pressies other people got!  What's the house white wine like ?   

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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #94 on: January 11, 2008, 10:47:55 AM »
Welcome DWW. Do we know you?
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #95 on: January 11, 2008, 10:48:03 AM »
Hi Barman
Just popped into see what pressies other people got!  What's the house white wine like ?   
Welcome!  cloud9:

The wine is shite - fancy a Bishop's Finger instead?  whistle:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #96 on: January 11, 2008, 10:48:26 AM »
Welcome DWW. Do we know you?
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #97 on: January 11, 2008, 10:50:35 AM »
Well we all do now ~ welcome aboard.
Problem with the "House Wine" is that BM trod the grapes himself and failed to take his socks off.  whistle:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #98 on: January 11, 2008, 10:55:11 AM »
In that case I better order something else.   Don't like beer, sorry!  (Though hubby did get a pressie of some bottles of Xmas Pudding beer and that was rather nice.   Perhaps I should have posted this on a best Xmas pressie thread!)  . . . .  Can you mix a decent brandysour BM - if not perhaps LL can? 

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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #99 on: January 11, 2008, 10:57:51 AM »
In that case I better order something else.   Don't like beer, sorry!  (Though hubby did get a pressie of some bottles of Xmas Pudding beer and that was rather nice.   Perhaps I should have posted this on a best Xmas pressie thread!)  . . . .  Can you mix a decent brandysour BM - if not perhaps LL can? 
No... I can make beer tho...  whistle:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #100 on: January 11, 2008, 10:58:49 AM »
Oh give the gal a shandy whilst I nip down to the supermarket for a bottle of wine.  ::)
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #101 on: January 11, 2008, 11:00:53 AM »
Oh give the gal a shandy whilst I nip down to the supermarket for a bottle of wine.  ::)
No more than a fiver mind!  cussing:
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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #102 on: January 11, 2008, 11:02:03 AM »
Oh give the gal a shandy whilst I nip down to the supermarket for a bottle of wine.  ::)
No more than a fiver mind!  cussing:

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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #103 on: January 11, 2008, 11:08:27 AM »
Oh give the gal a shandy whilst I nip down to the supermarket for a bottle of wine.  ::)
No more than a fiver mind!  cussing:

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Re: The all new worst Xmas pressie thread…
« Reply #104 on: January 11, 2008, 11:19:32 AM »
That shandy was nice but as I may be popping in regularly - could become by 'local' - can I respectfully request that you stock up on that organic white wine that I like to throw down my throat . . .  sorry, I mean sip in a ladylike fashion!