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Re: In my days of gainful employment
« Reply #60 on: December 31, 2007, 11:38:42 AM »
Anita Harris has had the same injections as Tommy Steele and Des O'Connor. They all seem to be magically preserved rubschin:
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Re: In my days of gainful employment
« Reply #61 on: December 31, 2007, 11:45:19 AM »
Monkey Glands ~ I'm told
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Re: In my days of gainful employment
« Reply #62 on: December 31, 2007, 11:52:45 AM »
So how do the monkeys manage without them then?

Oh, I see

http://slakethirst.com/2005/08/14/the-monkey-gland/
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Re: In my days of gainful employment
« Reply #63 on: December 31, 2007, 11:54:07 AM »
Dead Monkeys don't need Glands
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Re: In my days of gainful employment
« Reply #64 on: December 31, 2007, 11:55:13 AM »
Des O'Connor is a monkey murderer? eeek:
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Re: In my days of gainful employment
« Reply #65 on: December 31, 2007, 11:55:45 AM »
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1284528

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The Russian-born Dr. Serge Voronoff of France was the initiator of the "monkey glands" fad of the 1920s and 1930s, persuading dozens of men that pieces of monkey testicle implanted in their own testes would give them increased potency. He came up with this idea after noting that eunuchs aged faster than the non-castrated. Voroneff wrote a book about his process in 1926, which spread the idea around the world. A Dr. Leighton Jones was famous for the same procedure in Australia, and cases of this transplant being done are known in the U.S., Italy, Russia, Brazil, Chile, and India. It was sometimes difficult to procure the monkeys needed, and monkey houses to raise the animals sprouted near Voroneff's location. (Since the vivisection of animals was illegal in England, human testes were substituted.)

Voroneff's procedure: "The monkey gland would be cut in pieces of about two centimeters long by a half centimeter wide and a few millimeters deep. The surgeon would then introduce two grafts in the scrotum, which he fixed with stitches taken off after eight days." (Gillyboeuf) He later tried grafting monkey ovaries in women, but did not continue this line of thought, though it is sometimes credited as an ancestor of hormone replacement therapy for menopausal women.
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Re: In my days of gainful employment
« Reply #66 on: December 31, 2007, 11:56:36 AM »
Des O'Connor is a monkey murderer? eeek:

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