The perfect family pet?

[Uncle Mort]

Who in their right mind keeps a rottweiler anywhere near children?

Family dog kills one-year-old boy

[Snoopy]

Those to whom history is a blank

[grumpyoldsoldier]

It's a chav thing now that burberry is out.

[Uncle Mort]

Oldest person in the house - 16  - looking after three (other) children aged 1, 6 and 7. 

[Barman]

Web tributes to boy killed by dog

Dozens of internet tributes have been posted after a one-year-old boy was mauled to death by a family dog.

Archie-Lee Andrew Hirst was killed by the rottweiler at his grandparents' home in Wakefield, West Yorkshire.

Shocked friends have left tributes to Archie-Lee on social networking site Bebo on a page set up by his mother Becki Hirst, who has just turned 18.

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[Barman]

Why is there a detailed forensic search of the place apparently in progress – I’d have thought the cause of the death was blindingly obvious…

Parental stupidity.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

We used to have a  lemming, with the exception of the constant streams of suicide notes it was a wonderful pet. It never attacked children but it did frighten them by shouting 'Geranimo!' prior to leaping off the arm of the settee. Sad really, we tried therapy but with no luck, we couldn't take him seriously. He left us for another family. .

[Nick]

Marmite put both of us in hospital once. We had to have injections and things. She hever has liked going to the vet

[Darwins Selection]

We used to have a  lemming, with the exception of the constant streams of suicide notes it was a wonderful pet. It never attacked children but it did frighten them by shouting 'Geranimo!' prior to leaping off the arm of the settee. Sad really, we tried therapy but with no luck, we couldn't take him seriously. He left us for another family. .

[Nick]

Becki Hirst, who has just turned 18, left a message for her son on her page on the social networking site Bebo.

It said: "RIP my lil angel mummy knows your still here love u alway and foreva x x x x x x." Dozens of shocked friends have also left tributes.

 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Becki Hirst, who has just turned 18, left a message for her son on her page on the social networking site Bebo.

It said: "RIP my lil angel mummy knows your still here love u alway and foreva x x x x x x." Dozens of shocked friends have also left tributes.

 

Poetic really.... Not a great problem though, she will have another one on 9 months

[Uncle Mort]

Poetic really.... Not a great problem though, she will have another one on 9 months

That thought occurred to me as well. I don't suppose the father (whoever he will be)will hang around for long either.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Becki Hirst, who has just turned 18, left a message for her son on her page on the social networking site Bebo.

It said: "RIP my lil angel mummy knows your still here love u alway and foreva x x x x x x." Dozens of shocked friends have also left tributes.

 

Poetic really.... Not a great problem though, she will have another one on 9 months

Truth be told, it's probably already in production as you might say.

[Barman]

Becki Hirst, who has just turned 18, left a message for her son on her page on the social networking site Bebo.

It said: "RIP my lil angel mummy knows your still here love u alway and foreva x x x x x x." Dozens of shocked friends have also left tributes.

 

Poetic really.... Not a great problem though, she will have another one on 9 months

Another rotty - can they do that? 

[Nick]

Where is Landlady? We demand her back!!