Happy New Year to all

[Darwins Selection]

My user name over there is Victor Meldrews Proud Dad, but I chose to use a different username over here. 

I may have missed it, but do you have a "Sticky" introduce yourself thread hidden away somewhere?

Nobody new ever comes in. 

Welcome anyway, Barman always gives free drinks for everybody new.

He has gone to a goat-sacrifice party this evening and Bar Wench is having a seaweed bath, so I will nip behind the bar and do the honours.

Anybody else need a refill? 

[Nick]

No

Join in

[Snoopy]

No we don't ~ or if we do it'll be behind the door in the gents, probably covered by some H&S notices and a plea to patrons not to p*ss on the floor.
Sorry if we "left without saying goodbye" but some of us had our priviledges removed at the door.

You'll notice we are a bit different in that the chat tends to be lighter and wander about a bit but since that was a major complaint against us made by a minority over there that should come as no surprise. Hope you like what you find here ~ some of us changed names to avoid confusion, others were already so confused they didn't feel the need.
Anyway lovely to see you and we hope to see more of you in 2008 ~ NO! Not that way, put it back before we all get arrested!

[Barman]

Welcome VMPD! 

[Miss Demeanour]

My user name over there is Victor Meldrews Proud Dad, but I chose to use a different username over here.  I may have missed it, but do you have a "Sticky" introduce yourself thread hidden away somewhere?

Hi VMPD of old and JOM of new 

Welcome and enjoy - by now I'm sure you will have received a PM from the bosses (think there are about 10 of them at last count  ) to defrock any mystery or confusion although that should take about 2.4 seconds as most of us are highly recognisable.

[Darwins Selection]

.. the chat tends to be lighter and wander about a bit 

others were already so confused they didn't feel the need.

 

[Snoopy]

 

[Just One More]

Ta for the welcome folks.  The coffee is now kicking in, why is Alka Seltzer so LOUD.  I don't do lots of red wine to often, I now remember why

(Miss D,your avatar always was one of my favourites, good to see it again)

[Miss Demeanour]

Ta for the welcome folks.  The coffee is now kicking in, why is Alka Seltzer so LOUD.  I don't do lots of red wine to often, I now remember why

(Miss D,your avatar always was one of my favourites, good to see it again)

Gee thanks

I am a creature of habit at heart 

[Grumpmeister]

I am a creature of habit at heart 

So that means you were tucked up in bed early on new years eve and not out getting ratted causing all kinds of havok then Miss D? 

[Miss Demeanour]

So that means you were tucked up in bed early on new years eve and not out getting ratted causing all kinds of havok then Miss D? 

I was very well behaved this New Years Eve I will have you know, Just had a few friends round for a quiet, sedate anti festive evening. No Alcohol passed my lips and I was not witnessed doing anything inappropriate 

[Barman]

So that means you were tucked up in bed early on new years eve and not out getting ratted causing all kinds of havok then Miss D? 

I was very well behaved this New Years Eve I will have you know, Just had a few friends round for a quiet, sedate anti festive evening. No Alcohol passed my lips and I was not witnessed doing anything inappropriate 

[Miss Demeanour]

Do you need any anti histamines for that BM 

[Barman]

Do you need any anti histamines for that BM 

Nope! 

[Grumpmeister]

So that means you were tucked up in bed early on new years eve and not out getting ratted causing all kinds of havok then Miss D? 

I was very well behaved this New Years Eve I will have you know, Just had a few friends round for a quiet, sedate anti festive evening. No Alcohol passed my lips and I was not witnessed doing anything inappropriate 

To be fair BM I believe her, after all not being witnessed doesnt mean Miss D behaved, just that she wasnt caught at it.